what's up kings

ciara

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[glubby]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's supposed to rain in a couple days

oh great. like everywhere or

[smokingrozanov]

Yeah guys I just got the script for season 2 & Tierney is making some WEIRD changes. So it opens up on Shane & he’s chained to a pipe in this gross bathroom & he looks around & Ilya is there in the same situation. & Scott Hunter is in the middle of the room dead? & then they both find these mysterious tapes in their pockets &

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[gaystation4]

[sadclowncentral]

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[philthadelphia]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

[themetropolitans]

no one has ever looked as “divorced and sleeping at the hospital” as langdon does in that trailer

[fellowshipincynicism]

FRANK LANGDON the pitt season 3

[fillher-url]

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[ravioliet]

sometimes you really do just have to burst into tears about it. and then it's literally fine

[strawberry-crocodile]

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

[villainessbian]

update: daughter

[heavythehead]

Visit Original Link

I'm fighting:

1. a bear

2. in the woods

3. with a fucking claw hammer and shit

I'm ON this

Dude, the bear is down

I have officially killed the bear in the forest.

Oh yeah, I'm just that cracked at

Fighting bears with a clawhammer.

I'm fighting bears with a clawhammer.

That's right, they already know