Tony Abbott striking a Gollum-like pose

Tony Abbott on the Lord of the Rings: "It’s the book I’ve read most." It is the editorial opinion of this tumblr, that Tony Abbott has read LOTR one too many times.

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Informing the housewives of Australia what they should think about while ironing. http://www.smh.com.au/national/abbott-accused-of-being-incredibly-oldfashioned-as-he-lets-off-steam-20100209-nnqr.html

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PREACH: Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it is not necessarily everyone's place to come to Australia

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sometimes in the heat of discussion you go a little bit further than you would if it was an absolutely calm, considered, prepared, scripted remark.

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What would happen if Tone Abet ever went back on Qanda: "And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the depths came his last wail precious, and he was gone"

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A jump of high calibre

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Does this guy ever shut up?

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Let them eat cream cakes and jam. Or in Gollum's case, Frodo's invisible finger.

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Where are they now: endorsing the member for Fisher

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And then I said: 'a woman's virginity is the greatest gift that you can ever give someone' #dadjoke http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/society-and-culture/virginity-is-one-hell-of-a-gift-20100201-n75t.html

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A hand up, not a hand out!

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Being deliberately unpleasant.

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Looking young, feisty and with sex appeal. In budgie smugglz

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Sam: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.  Gollum: We're not *in* decent places. 

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The ring of suppository