#1 Andrey simp

justice for ice pick Joe !!

[starstruckodysseys]

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Goncharov (1973)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onApr 8, 2024

[art by @beelzeebub ]

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[Image ID: The image shows Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo on the right side and on the left side there is a text which reads 'I wish all Goncharov enjoyers a very 1 (the one is crossed out) 50 year anniversary'. /End ID]

[penny-anna]

Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like 'i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn't heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.' And I'm like, well,

[penny-anna]

Well,

[penny-anna]

1) if u want a Goncharov poster make sure to get one from the actual artist:

https://www.redbubble.com/i/art-print/Goncharov-Movie-Poster-by-art-of-beelz/132489850.1G4ZT

2) this isn't even the only bit of wall art I own that could be described as a fake movie poster.

[onemagpie]

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

[sunflowerinanoldshoe]

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

[onemagpie]

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe

[cathy-plus-e]

Fine Tik Tok can do whatever they want but kicking Goncharov as hard as the plinko? Saying that Goncharov started in their site when it did not? Eeby deeby for glup shitto! Eeby deeby forever for insulting and being rude with our blorbo!

[ginniebaker]

tumblr could do zepotha but tiktok couldn't do goncharov

[turntaxesgayer]

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

[loukeepitdown]

the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.

[notmontauk]

i find it pretty interesting that goncharov was a fever dream fueled by creativity, collective effort, and a “yes, and” mentality while zepotha started as a very clever and engaging marketing ploy and has now become a competition to actually make the movie. i’m not exactly sure what that means but it sure feels like it means something

[gonch-head1]

To everyone complaining about zepotha or saying "all they're doing is commenting 'you look just like __ from zepotha!' And there's no plot!"

It was never trying to be a goncharov 2.0, it literally just started from the original creator (to promote her new album) saying it would be funny if people commented on videos 'you look just like __ from zepotha!'

Also, just let people have fun, who cares??

[gonch-head1]

can't believe tiktok rediscovered the 80s cult classic zepotha before tumblr did... I'm disappointed in y'all

[nedlittle]

i think the next time tumblr makes up a movie in three-four months time it should be an unfinished 1934 screwball that was shut down halfway through production when the hays code came into action and as a result only exists as a half-edited 30 minute negative that mgm was supposed to burn but didn't. i think that would be fun

[gonch-head1]

i miss the goncharov renaissance. it feels like no one is talking about goncharov anymore :(

[little-evil-entity]

are we still talking about goncharov? I made a Gonchin poster

[dogray]

great work everyone

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

i love how the one thing i never saw one consistent goncharov post on was what the fuck was going on between ice pick joe and mario.what are they? just work together? lovers? friends with benefits? subtly homoerotic? secretly planning to betray each other? besties? dont even interact? who knows.literally nobody apparently