crowded elevator

My name's Amber. I'm 22, living in Southern California, and I'm hungry all the time. Don't fuck with me.

[magnumclassics-blog]

incredible

[dongcollector]

: (

[jellomold]

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[dutchstore]

Guys on the Internet by Sarah Schauer

[nxte]

[lovely-luxray-deactivated201701]

I’m seriously starting to feel bad, slowly, for being white, cis, and straight.

Like, it’s literally so painful and depressing to see people hate us so much. Why is it wrong to be normal? Why do you have to hate us? We don’t hate you anymore, we don’t discriminate you anymore, we don’t oppress you anymore.. why do you still have a problem?

[medicinehoe-blog]

me

[jacka1]

the funniest part is all of it

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

I’m the “why is it wrong to be normal”

[palistani]

“We don’t hate you anymore” …y i k e s~~

[blackmodel]

im the we dont oppress you anymore

[weloveshortvideos]

pickin up chicks

[1234523524234252342342431-deact]

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

[motorcyclles]

[mooglemain]

GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

[meowsatan-deactivated20180320]

It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard

[itsannxiety]

[only1600kids]

“do you miss me?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Struggling to understand whistles. 🔊

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

I’ve never related to anything more

[ce-les-ti-al]

college in a 17 second montage

[khansfringe]

this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[top-model]

I can’t believe they actually censored his nipple

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

gender equality is here