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we're not kids anymore.
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izzy's playlists!
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Intro Post
submit your good omens headcanons through the ask box and have it be judged by your peers.
headcanons can be about anything, not just sexuality and gender.
please only submit ONE headcanon per ask as it makes it easier for us mods
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update about what's going on in the UK right now
Puberty blockers for trans kids were banned in 2024. The average wait time to get gender affirming care with the NHS is over 5 years long. Families are being reported to social services for supporting their trans kids. In the last month, things have gotten much worse.
The NHS recently banned new HRT prescriptions for patients under 18, the minimum age used to be 16. I recommend reading this article, which explains very well how the NHS is ignoring clear research which proves that this new policy will cause a lot of harm. The amount of research done on trans healthcare is low, yet they excluded 97% of studies and claimed that there is 'insufficient evidence' that HRT works for trans youth.
The NHS also recently updated their guidance about hormone medication for minors. In this update, they are telling GPs to refuse shared care*, and they advise that "a GP should always be prepared to refer their patient for an appropriate non-routine investigation under an NHS contract" if they find out a trans kid is using puberty blockers or HRT. An INVESTIGATION.
In this update, they specifically warn against Anne Health, a private UK-based not-for-profit healthcare provider. They offer gender affirming care for people of all ages through qualified clinicians and therapists. I use Anne Health myself, and the care I have received has been absolutely amazing. They are in no way dangerous.
This means trans minors will be forced to go private, which is very expensive (especially as shared care is off the table) and, therefore, not a possibility for many people. And even then, there is the possibility of being reported to social services, so families will need to be very careful. This means GPs may not be told about medication a child is taking, meaning other aspects of their health may be affected.
These policies will affect the lives of many trans kids in the UK.
*shared care is an arrangement between a private doctor/specialist and a GP that transfers part of a patient's care to the GP, which can significantly lower costs of medications, make accessing medications more convenient, etc
Hawaiʻi is currently in the midst of a natural disaster if you didnt know
Apparently there isn’t much news coverage of this outside of the islands
Towns are flooded, homes destroyed and collapsed, roads collapsed, lives at risk, gas leaks from the flood damage
Haleiwa and Waialua are currently evacuated because the 120 year old dam is at risk of bursting
Mind you that damn is owned by Dole. Theyve known about it needing to be fixed for years and years and years. Despite having more than enough money they refuse
The state has been trying to buy it out from them for years so they can fix it, but the sale hasn’t gone through
Keep in mind that the Dole family were the ones who illegally imprisoned Queen Liliuʻokalani and illegally overthrew the monarchy.
If I see another goddamn person say how sad this is for the tourists whose “trips were ruined” and compare a messed up vacation to people losing their homes, belongings, and livelihoods, I’m going to lose my mind
I am so lucky that my family or friend’s are safe and the few whose houses flooded didnt have it too bad, but so so so many were not as fortunate
If you haven’t heard anything about this until now, I suggest looking into it
The sirens didn’t go off until the flood had been going on for hours. Our state government is spending so much money on a fucking monorail we don’t need rather than fixing the infrastructure.
It’s been the locals and Kanaka doing the most to help get people to safety from the start
I don’t really know how to end this
I just need to know people are aware
I need to know people are seeing whats happening
Dole the fruit company started the dole plantation in 1901 in Hawaʻi as the “hawaiian pineapple company”
Dole the fruit company got big from plantations, colonialism, and exploitation in Hawaiʻi
Dole the fruit company monopolized land for their plantations, exploited local labor as well as immigrant labor from the people they shipped in to work, and depleted the soil and introduced toxic pesticides
Dole the fruit company was the cousin of Sanford B Dole who helped overthrow the monarchy and became the governor of hawaiʻi afterwards
Dole purchased the island of Lānaʻi and made it tbe largest pineapple plantation in the world
Lānaʻi is now 98% owned by larry ellison, cofounder and chairman of oracle
Dole the fruit company had sugarcane plantations across hawaiʻi as well as pineapple
For over 150 years, millions of gallons of water were diverted daily from natural streams to sugarcane plantations on Maui
This caused irreparable damage to the ecosystem and is largely if not wholly responsible for how dry Maui is to this day
The dryness of Maui played a huge factor into the severity of the Lahaina fires
That control over water shifted political power to colonizers which aided them in overthrowing the monarchy
yes, dole the fruit company owns a dam in Hawaiʻi
they still have massive pineapple farms in hawaiʻi
The dole plantation on Oahu is now a tourist attraction where they’ll take you on the “pineapple express train tour” or the “plantation garden tour”
They turned it into a tourist attraction
Also: the dam is no longer at imminent risk of failure
BUT
that in no way means it isn’t still an issue
this is an earthen dam, not a concrete one
it was not meant to last this long
Earthen dams are weakened every time it rains. So even though it’s no longer at imminent risk of failure, the danger is still there
Earthen damns begin to erode once water runs over them
Here’s a good, local news article on this that @proustianrevelry linked in the rbs
Hawaiʻi's proposal to acquire the dam, and have taxpayers foot the bill for repairs, let the company off the hook.
✨sick to my stomach✨
We've currently got 12 unanswered asks. Hoping to get to them soon, however the mods are currently in the trenches of the boop war.
Crowley wearing a pronoun pin that changes what pronouns it shows each time someone looks at it and everyone around him wants to be respectful and are understanding of the fact that people can change which pronouns they use/have multiple pronouns but at the same time they could have sworn the pin said she/her like two seconds ago and now it's he/they and a blink later it's he/him. Everyone thinks they are hallucinating. Crowley is a nuisance and he loves it. Aziraphale is fondly exasperated.
Headcanon: (I have no idea how to phrase this)
One time, Crowley cut himself (deeply) and Aziraphale found and healed him. Crowley never hurt himself again because of the amount of tears in Aziraphale’s eyes
Until the divorce, that is
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The box Jimbriel brought to the bookshop had something else in it, other than the fly.
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Bit of a wild one.
Good Omens is secretly a polytheistic universe, and this is why God's pronouns change. The characters just don't know it and assume they have been dealing with the same God this whole time.
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The other angels don't see Aziraphale as gay, they see him as bisexual. They know he liked Crowley in Angel form as well as Demon form. According to them, Az swings both ways.
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So the angels (other than Aziraphale) don’t seem to eat and Gabriel telling Beelzebub they don’t have to drink the beer implies the demons don’t either. I call shenanigans and think that if not all demons, Beelzebub specifically DEFINITELY eats because they are quite literally the sin of gluttony. know gluttony can refer to different things but it’s primarily associated with food. Show that demon a buffet and they’re putting it out of business with how much they eat. I feel very strongly about this for some reason lol.
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The Metatron threatened Aziraphale with Crowley’s safety, if that makes sense. Essentially, come to Heaven or something bad happens to Crowley. SO MUCH evidence for it! I could go on about it for hours because there’s just SO MUCH.
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both crowley and aziraphale think of aziraphale as the nice sweet shy cute one, but to all outside humans Aziraphale is 10x scarier than Crowley bc demons are meant to be alluring and tempting, whereas angels are just terrifying. Aziraphale triggers a deep instinctive unease in humans like Anathema bc Crowley’s demon wiles let him blend in but Aziraphale is so obviously just an eldritch being operating a skin suit. no one dares say it out loud but everyone knows.
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I think that Aziraphale is just as connected to his bookshop as Crowley is to the Bentley. He feels its presence and recognizes its influence, and in fact puts pieces of himself into every single aspect of it. That's why he never sells books if it can be avoided; he loves the literature so much that it becomes part of him. The bookshop is more than a historical collection of his favorite things, its an extension of his very soul.
(It'd also be pretty funny because that means he'd have felt it when Crowley threw those stacks of books in the Ressurectionist episode, and it probably gave him heart palpitations)
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In the south downs cottage, Crowley and Aziraphale put those plastic glow in the dark stars on their bedroom ceiling
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EMPTY INBOX???? WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!
uhhh head canon that crowley invented women’s pants ?(tried to make them evil by making tiny pockets but now they’re. the only pants that will look good on him soarrghhh)
i feel like that one’s been done so if it has then possibly that crowley spent a couple years shapeshifter into a duck cuz he got bored and that’s why he loves them sm
women's pants has been done
so, the headcanon y'all will be voting on is:
"crowley spent a couple years shapeshifter into a duck cuz he got bored and that’s why he loves them sm"
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headcanon: crowley is responsible for both the invention and destruction of vine
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