movies make me want to be dead

jen | she/her

[jameshetfieldsbutt]

these flopped on twitter so i'm posting them here. jay doesn't look like jay and i'm sad.

[schlocklasa]

[boolproptestingsooth]

mike rly said 😊

[boolproptestingsooth]

[nuclearguitar]

to deny mike and jay’s “cool uncle that never got married but lives with his best friend” energy is to deny life itself

[mikeslutklasa]

your hand in marriage, sir?

[feastofsnakes]

Mutuals please be aware I am walking between your desks and dropping lolly pops and small cards in your cardboard mailboxes as I go around

[ass-pushkin]

Mike would have loved to use "Glup Shitto" and "Blorbo from my shows" in daily conversations

[malcolmreeds]

practicing painterly stuff and expressions with sidney ✌️

[vcr-repair-shop]

mike stoklasa priest kink

[patheticsometimes]

rlmtine day 1: huddling for warmth

@the-problem-with-her-gorilla posted a prompt list title card today hehe… done and done :^B

[spector]

i wish i lived in milwaukee, wisconsin. i would work in a vcr repair shop and in my free time i would watch and discuss movies. i would wear a vcr repair shirt to work and i would drink crystal skull vodka. i would eat cake with gay pheromones every day and i would earn my living by scamming the elderly. i would also reference star trek in every conversation and be friends with Macaulay Culkin.

[siddex]

jay bauman will literally wear a nightcap and carry around a candle at night and mike stoklasa sleeps with 💤 over his head and rich evans has a cartoon snot bubble while he snores and they all share a big bed with their names carved in the headboard while they wear color coded paiamas

[goodnight-sweet-cats]

I’m a mike stoklasa sun with a jay bauman moon and a jack packard rising 😌

[cannibalcures]

on rlmblr you’re either a jaygirl who relates to mike or a mikegirl who relates to jay

[mikestoklassa]

Jay Bauman actually got slapped truthers WHERE WE AT 😤✊🏻

[mike-stoklasa-enjoyer]

Happy Slappiversary, rlmblr

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THE dream blunt rotation

[fionatienealas-deactivated20220]

tumblrinas after watching a dudebro movie and deciding it was actually about gay sex and trans men

[nokindarider]

this is also what redlettermedia does