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36 // queer // she/her // married

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Gravity Falls really had a character who was a short psychic who went to prison and then was broken out and didn’t use the pun “small medium at large” once, huh

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[the-phantom-peach]

I played through Age of Imprisonment again (because it’s so good) and got severely ill about them again. Thinking about the post-game scenes of biggest totk and aoi,,

Like do you think they just kinda sat there in silence for a few hours after everything ? like damn,,,

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Good to know.

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[dahliadenoire]

the greatest gift i can give to hua cheng is dianxia himself

(twitter)

[brehaaorgana]

Someone tried to be scathing with me with a "friendly reminder Americans, we all still hate your shitty racist fascist government" and I'm just like

am I supposed to be insulted lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[the-carnival-of-time]

Zelda is too overcome with excitement to get the Purah Pad out with one hand anymore. Link notices immediately and steps in to help.

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[archive-moth]

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)

„Holding hands is a promise to one another that, for just a moment, the two of you don't have to face the world alone.“

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]

[princessharumi]

Crystal Gems Forever ~! just a doodle i felt would be fun to do uvu

[chaendeulleo]

Linktober Day 23: Echo

[sixsagesandthelight]

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