silly goose emporium

hiii! hallo!!! hiii!!! writer / artist but honestly I just post hcs/ideas (here at least)

[goosism]

i think cybertronians would at least be a little horrified of the concept of humans losing feeling in their leg(s). What do you mean if you rest the wrong way your body just decides to punish you for moving afterwards??

That or I think they’d have something similar, like maybe if they keep their EM field wound tightly around them for too long it’s a similar experience when they finally let it go for a moment. Or maybe when they’ve been in one mode for too long (bot or alt alike)

[goosism]

i have a bad habit of liking everything tf related, especially if it contains my favorite characters, before looking at what the content actually contains… ive had to unlike and block a lotta weirdos

[goosism]

thinking about all of those au mashups that people do when there’s various interpretations of characters made (ex: underverse, rottmnt with all the future (i think) leos, etc) and I was thinking of like. humanformers especially the no-war versions.

Imagine you’re like 40 with a husband and maybe kids and you get thrown through some weird portal and you get to meet your alternate selves only to find out that in every other life you’re fucking like. Starscream. or Optimus Prime or some bullshit just some 30+ ft tall transforming robot whose been in war for more time you can fathom

[goosism]

its 1 nearly 2 you know what that means! stupid Transformers headcanon (?) time again!

You know how bugs process everything a LOT faster than we do and its how they move extra fast and everything? Imagine we were like that but to like... cybertronians.

Human allies of the Autobots have to speak extra slow and loud so they can understand us without having to play back the memory and slowing our speech down, and whenever we speak to each other (in any language, but imagine ones where people speak especially fast like Spanish) they don't even try most of the time.

getting chased down by a con whose struggling to capture you because you can see every move they're going to make next so all you gotta do is move fast enough to avoid it if you can

[goosism]

okay i just thought of something

i think with the use of certain outlier abilities its possible that some Cybertronians might be able to yk keep up with humans in this hypothetical. Skywarp or Thundercracker, Skywarp because idk… he’s literally teleporting and warping the atoms around him i think he could get silly w it, Thundercracker because his outlier is apparently super loud sonic booms and if it also adds speed and it isn’t solely like an audial/wavelength thing then I’m sure he could speed up

and more prolly but im too #lazy to figure out the rest

[briarhearts-art]

i like to think they're a migraine couple 🐟

prowl frequently has migraines due to overclocking his battle computer; it overheats often enough that he has to constantly replace his cooling fans so that his processor doesn't melt in his head </3

as for blaster, his sensitive optics mean he experiences something similar to an ocular migraine. bright or flashing lights are hard on his optics, which is why he usually wears a visor!

[voymiris]

Drift decides to flirt with Ratchet for the first time

Ratchet: First aid, the patient urgently needs a processor transplant! He's dying! (tries to strangle him)

[goosism]

cybertronians engines revving when experiencing strong emotions (giddiness/excitement, anger (engine could growl also for this), maybe choked and stuttering revs when sobbing.)

[goosism]

I turned one today guys 🥹🥹🤞

[diblmetta]

zzz

[goosism]

for human and cybertronian hybrids i think they’d have 2 names like how some mixed kids have two names for both respective culture, one cybertronian and one human.

Just imagine… your a human and u meet some huge intimidating hybrid that looks more cybertronian and their name is…Tim. Or alternatively your a cybertronian and u meet a hybrid who looks more human than not and their name is fucking strutsnapper

[goosism]

im too embarrassed to continue my tc x reader thing …

[goosism]

thinking about my vld x tf crossover…. IT HAS POTENTIAL GUYS HEAR ME OUT

This is diverging from the og post I made about it but like just imagine. Same scenario where the team somehow ends up in the transformers universe (assumedly in that episode where they accidentally ended up in an alternate universe) and maybe here the lions idk gain the ability to actually transform to look like cybertronians and by proxy be able to more directly communicate (If they do that or not is up to them. I think it’d be funny if they could but just decided not to say anything)

I also wonder if they’d come up with names to blend in with the cybertronian race or if they’d stay in their (technically) beast alt mode rather than their bipedal one? I kind of doubt they’d be fully transparent but its funny to imagine it going like this

some random con or bot finding Voltron: so if you guys ARENT cybertronian then what are you?

One of the lions: oh yeah we were originally just ships to be piloted by smaller organic races but we came to life :) heres my little guy

con/bot: wwhat the fuck

and Allura and Coran STRESSED THE HELL OUT trying to get their team back

(i feel like things would have turned out differently if they coexisted from the beginning… i don’t think the original voltron team would create big robots that combine to look like a big robot guy when theres already big alive robots who have been in a civil war as long as everyone could remember. Or at least it’d be different because it’d be kind of uncanny to see what’s essentially a puppet of a body that has a bunch of mice controlling each limb individually and I’d like to think Alfor would be a little more tactful than that.)

[goosism]

every time i see prowl or ratchet with really tiny chevrons its like they got an absolutely horrid bob… girl… who fucked up your bangs

[goosism]

so you know how they have those tf earbuds based on the bayverse movies?? well i have the shockwave ones and usually when they connect its this high feminine ai voice but when it connected this time it was so fucking low and had more bass??????????? everything else on it sounds normal. did shockwave possess my headphones

[goosism]

i think that energon eventually burns out (aka genuinely just evaporates or smth) within a cybertronian if they’re drinking pure energon (for energon purities I think high grade is the most pure and potent energon, but because it’s so potent and like fermented i guess?? is what brings the inebriating effects in. Midgrade is as pure as you can get with zero inebriating effects, and its normal, the perfect base for if you want to make a specialized type of energon, like gelled energon or energon sorbet (i feel like it would be a thing. or it should at least. maybe i just want sorbet.) Low grade is… low quality. Lots of random minerals and shrapnel and whatnot mixed in.) BUT. Cybertronians can also consume more than just energon, but i feel like they’d be like.. birds. And spit it all back out once their frame is done processing it or whatever.

or maybe they just get routine waste tank cleanings yk like how some people get their ears cleaned.

Either way, energon is generally the preferred fuel of choice. Maybe in some continuities the cybertronians either can’t consume things other than energon or they CAN but it might cause Problems down the line, problems they might not be able to afford when in a millennium long war.

[goosism]

read a fic so good i felt like i was there in the room with them oh my gaush

[goosism]

some of my tf speculations stay in drafts because i feel like they’re like too. idk much?? like would yall truly gaf about my thoughts on how cybertronians digest things