[thecryptkeeper]

*takes off my glasses and rubs my eyes like i’m a detective who just can’t crack this case*

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Even if your voice was shaky and you stuttered on your words, you still spoke up and I’m so proud you did.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[laweyd]

Asuka

[lovlae]

i would wear these as i spend my mornings at a villa in southern france 

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[incompetentantagonist]

I’m sorry I think the question that should be asked is why they are a raw dead rat

[wayward-naiad]

Fucking hard times. Don’t judge.

[tarynel]

[blackpoeticinjustice]

While it is wild to eat a raw dead rat, the couple never ate a dead rat. Articles are saying the couple ate a rodent’s kidney, but not a “raw dead rat”, specifically. The bubonic plague can come from any animal, such as rats, prairie dogs, squirrels, and rabbits.

Rodents, however, can range from rats, squirrels, beavers, guinea pigs, hamsters, and even marmots.

The Mongolian couple actually ate a kidney and meat of a yellow-bellied marmot, which looks NOTHING like a rat. They ate the kidney because it’s believed to have “health benefits” according to where they live.

The Bubonic Plague isn’t limited to just rats, unlike what we learn from school. Over 200 species, if bitten by infected fleas, can get the bubonic plague and pass it to humans.

[dinuguan]

[straightboyfriend2]

Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool:

[straightboyfriend2]

This is the funniest fucking tag on this post

[catchymemes]

[meangirlnurse]

wow she is so cognitive

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[methylbenzene]

[jasper-rolls]

enough time has passed on these photos that they feel roughly similar in energy to that photoset of all those dads at some very surreal christmas party

[dalmascandwarf]

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

[pornusual]

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

[unclefather]

So I’m just going to make a whole separate post because I think there’s a lot of confusion with me talking in the tags and just being more comfortable with people not seeing the shit that I’m going through but if I want help I have to be willing to put this all out there so here I goes. I’ve been hospitalized for the past.. I don’t actually know how long anymore because all my days are running together. I can’t stand up. I can’t use the bathroom by myself. The first day in here I was diagnosed with ketosis which was essentially my body eating itself along with something called rhabdo which isn’t a SEVER case but it was enough to show in my blood panels. I can’t keep anything down. Everything I eat, even ice chips, comes up in violent vomiting. I’m unable to work because I’m unable to leave the hospital. As most of you know I have a 2 year old daughter and a pretty complicated family situation. As of right now my parents are taking care of her and doing everything that they can for me while I’m in the hospitals care. Since I’m unable to work, I’m unable to pay for my daughters necessities along with my own, our housing, our mounting bills and on top of everything, the eventual bills I will have from this long hospital stay. I feel very badly to rely on other people for help during this time but I am just unable to help myself. No one else in my life is financially responsible for my needs or bills. My electric bill has racked up to $1,000 for lack of paying it. My rent is due, my daughter needs diapers, I need sanitary items and I have been unable to work for weeks. If you wanted to donate anything to help me out I appreciate it more than you know. My paypal link is here along with my cashapp $unclefather and my Venmo Sierra Seybold. I appreciate everything and If there is anything that I can offer please let me know.