i feel normal .

23 | they/them | 18+ pretty plase i didn't think the url would be open but now this is who i am

[gordonfreemanspussy]

hi

coming late but this is my pinned post.

crane

23

the/them

aroace [?]

this blog is for me to stare at gordon freeman and be normal about it (lying). may not be explicitly nsfw but probably an 18+ space.

i try to tag stuff for organization but i can be inconsistent. oh yeah there will be mostly half life stuff, some hlvrai, but either way it's mostly reblogs. maybe i'll write stuff.

i interact from @wizardhugs

my awesome tagging system:

#me talking

#i write stuff

#original things

#blorboposting

#awesome violence tag

#creatures

#messiah tag

#yay moment

#3d renders

#i coded it

[gordonfreemanspussy]

i will have lived 1000 lives by the time i die of mercury poisoning

[waxworm-moved]

i dont know wtf this is

[two-dolla-bills]

The apple didn't fall far from the tree

[xcommonsense]

Someone put me out back and take me out

[im-mender]

We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?

[vinegar-rights]

I love freemance sorry

[lalnerd-art]

funniest thing in the world to me is that barney looks his best friend in the face and i guess gordon just doesnt fucking emote at all so hes like "oh fuck did he forget ITS ME BARNEY" ruining his fun cool lil reunion moment

[furbsodas]

[exoplex]

uh here's this.

[vertyd]

Xen baby goo goo gaga

[bbb-bbbbbbb]

hey HEY how many times do i have to tell you to stay away from lasers???

[inkzectz]

suddenly freehounpilled again

[monteruu]

most annoying computer in the whole wide world

(inspired from @inkzectz)

[image id: digital illustration of gordon freeman and benrey from hlvrai. benrey is a screen monitor with cracks in his screen and has a large grin looking up at gordon who is angrily yelling "SHUT UP!!!" with closed eyes. computer benrey is sitting between gordon's legs. gordon is wearing a white tank top with gray sweatpants and socks and has a scar on his left arm where his hand was cut off and reattached. in the top right corner there is a doodle of gordon kissing benrey's screen as smoke rises from benrey's vents with text above them saying "grossest wet smooch to ever occur". the background is a green to blue gradient with 1's and 0's overlayed on top. end image id.]

[woopercup]

the horrors

[saasafru1t]

girlie in a dress (i'm breathing profoundly)

[adiososito]

proof that you can be gay and homophobic/j

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Drew this solely so I could have a matching pfp!