For Filth And Fiction

Taking writing requests and prompts!

[henstomper]

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[gortashs-skidmark]

Why is it $58 just to buy 3 books??? I’ve searched every crevice the thrift stores and Facebook marketplace before resorting to buying a fresh book. I want paper backs too why does it take 3 months before a paperback comes out. It used to be that paperbacks came out before hard covers.

[gortashs-skidmark]

I love when I talk to my boyfriend about game of thrones and he listens because he’s nice but the point is he’ll talk about his coworkers recognizing the name

He’s met a Daenerys and Valyria both spelled like that. Yet to meet a Khaleesi.

[gortashs-skidmark]

Does anyone else think the Targaryen’s are in the wrong because they’re colonizers of Westeros? I’m into the first book. I’ve watch knights of the seven kingdoms and I read the book. From what I gather, they terrorized a land and in Fire and Blood you see the most entitlement for the thrown like I think both green and black parties suck.

I don’t have friends who also watch and read irl so I’m asking the 2nd scariest forum on the internet.

[gortashs-skidmark]

Had someone shame me on nastyhotd 😔😔😔

[assignedmale]

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[gortashs-skidmark]

Everytime an artist draws Alicent and Rhaenyra yuri, heaven puts their name on the entry list.

[n0iseground]

just started playing the dlc yesterday and

holy fuuuckkkk old man

not my screenshots, credits to resident_evil_lover7!!!

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[gortashs-skidmark]

Almost typed resident evil x resident

[gortashs-skidmark]

I bit into a belvita cracker and there was an unhulled piece of wheat. It was like driving a nail into my flesh.

[miconia]

you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

[gortashs-skidmark]

HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT FLEABAG!LARYS STRONG X SEPTA READER

[gortashs-skidmark]

Bro… I need larys strong content