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she/her i am generally confused about a lot of things because instead of a brain i have the dvd logo bouncing around in my skull

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oh hey i forgot to mention im 18 now and also a trans woman so if tumblr bans me for explicit content dont be surprised

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i can feel the chronic pain turning me into a massive bitch all the time but idk how to stop it

like stuff that used to slide off my back like friends misgendering me i now feel like compelled to act on and retaliate and ive never been an angry person in my life but i think this is what that’s like

just thinks to think on for me

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holy crap theres a hundred of you people that want to hear me? yap?

i shall do my very bestest to post good for you

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i love answering texts with a picture of something tangentially connected to the text is describing

one of life’s little pleasures is to turn every conversation into a word association game

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the second one of life’s pleasures is responding to everything with a gif of a horse doing something strange

yeah bro i really appreciated that message heres a horse pulling a cart down the interstate

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i love answering texts with a picture of something tangentially connected to the text is describing

one of life’s little pleasures is to turn every conversation into a word association game

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you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

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happy pride to the guy who sent the ask and the guy who stole $300 from my bank account i hope you two got gay married

[sailatina3]

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how life feels when you realize you’re a side character and also fundamentally unlikeable and thats ok probably

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two in the pink one in the pink. im dating princess bubblegum

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if you were a bird, what plane would you be

probably a fruit fly

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world is a cruel place where as soon as you get the chance to dance with a beautiful woman your dress gets perpetually caught under your feet and also you completely forget how to dance or move uour body at all

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hey jsyk im about to get into a new thing and im peobably gonna be insufferable about it for like a month or two sorry in advance k thanks bye

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why is being lesbian genuinely like flirting with a solid brick wall

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how to stop being a disaster lesbian no borax no glue very fast not scary method

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*vampire with dysphagia voice* dude your blood is like way too thin you gotta see a doctor about that or something. yeah no im just concerned for your health what if you bled out that would be horrible

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im so grateful to be trans bc if you’re a man you cant even be lesbian and then why would life be worth living

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im in your walls

me too we can have a party