✩Will & Griff✮ @got-ham - Tumblr Blog

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Will:

- ORIGINAL Tumblr user got-ham

- gay

-they/fae

-tailor, stage actor

-do not ask me what happened during 2021 I don't know either

Griffin:

- local blog parasite

- unlabeled

-he/they

- unwilling medium, bookshop employee

- 2021 didn't happen

#pinned

kingofcondiments

Hiii

:D I was wondering about any meals you'd recommend on a budget. I'm broke and just want ideass

-🐁

I think you'll find pasta dishes are very versatile ☝️😏 given I'm a d-lister and not a dietitian so I cannot attest to the sustainability andor nutritional value of this but what I eat when I have nearly nothing is just plain pasta with butter (olive oil if I'm out of butter), garlic and shaky parm 🧀🧀🧀🧀 #nomouses

With the price of meat how it is, it's usually off the table as an option (unless you buy shitty cuts for stew or saltpork is usually cheap but which you will need to blanch before preparing if you don't want to suffer tremendously) so what you're gonna need is an alternate protein source such as beans or tofu. Firm tofu after being pressed can be cut into pieces and fried in leftover bacon fat (I keep it in a tub in the fridge for this) then added to a stir fry (bagged frozen vegetable mix, soy sauce, worcestershire, mirin*, sesame oil*, roasted sesame seeds) and served over a cup or two of minute rice at your discretion.

*substitute or cut these as needed because many lack a proclivity for keeping every condiment ever in their pantry as I've been told

FRIED RICE ALSO ROCKS. For leftover rice batches.

Anywhos I hope this was helpful, and you have my best fishes in your meals. Sweet honey mustard has the economy gone to shit

got-ham

same guy who put "do not ask me what happened during 2021" in their bio by the way

got-ham

shut up????

#will

same guy who put "do not ask me what happened during 2021" in their bio by the way

#griffin #this time #bedtime by the way

got-ham

why the fuck am i on lithium before Harvey its literally like midnight and ive got a matinee in the morning but i cant stop thinking about this give that man bipolar meds or something oh my god "half of me makes bad choices that as soon as im me again i hate and regret" PUT THAT COIN DOWN YOU NEED YOUR MEDICATIONS

kingofcondiments

Weall as a fellow bipoular I think he just wants to act out and waive responsibility for his darkest impulses, much like Dr. Jekyll in the original "Jekyll and Hyde " book 🤔 I wouodge never do this. Howwver. I am deeply embarrassed and the consequences follow me for life whenever I do something bad or strange during a manic episode !

got-ham

EXACTLY cushy fucking nepo lawyer life "that was evil me" get a life

#still will

why the fuck am i on lithium before Harvey its literally like midnight and ive got a matinee in the morning but i cant stop thinking about this give that man bipolar meds or something oh my god "half of me makes bad choices that as soon as im me again i hate and regret" PUT THAT COIN DOWN YOU NEED YOUR MEDICATIONS

#will #<if you couldn't tell #only in gotham

thelesbianjeffthekiller

collection of characters commissioned by @starchimed for his OC's

5 dollar photobash still open! hoping to fund my girlfriend's birthday!

#not dc #ohhh you wanna comm me soooo bad ohhhhh

gothamscanner

Dudes idk if Poison Icy's pollen gas got in my head but I'm prrty sure I just saw Condiment dude on East Eden slaping buildings and cars with ketchup stickers (stickers that explodes as ketchup when slapped on surface*

I'm not aware of any recent Ivy attacks, so I don't think you imagined/hallucinated it.

This is getting forwarded to PD since no one really wants to deal with explosions and ketchup mixed together.

kingofcondiments

its Condiment King ..... come on everyone.... its not that hard to remembuer.....

Hhrrr wheres that little drawing of the little kitty cat having tomatoes thrown at him. Would someone add it to the post for your old man plesse....

got-ham

this one?

#-griffin

fairycosmos

in so many situations i shouldve just acted fucking worse idc

kingofcondiments

Iceberg Lounge Review BY CK. Sole Purveyor of [QUESTIONABLE] Taste in Gotham City

Atmosphere is very swanky but food and drinks are on the expensive side. I am now broke. Sad! I didn't see Cobblepot, which is okay because I didn't want to. I did see King Shark but I was too shy to say hello. OH WELL. I wouldge recommend the mozza sticks, they were really good. Okay Mitch out

#seconding the mozzarella sticks