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Mitchell Mayo (left shoe rp)

[kingofcondiments]

Marmalade is actually so perfect, ty for the name ideas!! :D

-🐁

No problemo, mousy! I bid thee and thine kitty success

[kingofcondiments]

Well you're welcome :D

Anyways, what would you name a cat if you had one? I have a new orange kitten that I found in a dumpster and want some name ideas :]

- 🐁 (<- tag so you know which anon i am :D)

Oh oh I DO have a cat! Her name is Custard because I thought she was light yellow when I first took her in but she was just covered in gunk. She's actually white !

But ☝️ if I were to name an Orange cat, I would name it Marmalade because that's a quite charming name for a kitty j think. Or perhapts... Paprika.... Saffron.... You know. Orange things. Rickie but it's short for Tumeric? Maybe Ginger or Cardamom.

[kingofcondiments]

I hope you know you're one of my most favorite people in existence :]

You deserve all the best food.

bwuh, bbwuagh? Huh>? Me?

Thank you, anonymous tumblr asker..... That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in... Hm. Ever, I think. The nicest thing anyone has ever said. To me.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[kingofcondiments]

Don't try to hook me up with the Guy Who Makes You Scared that sounds scary. Having A list friends is awful they're like ohh babykiller puppydeath is bisexual I think. HARLEY. DONT

[kingofcondiments]

I already have to live with knowing FFFFFILM FREAQUE knows where I live and may pull back the shower curtain holding a knife at any time

[kingofcondiments]

Don't try to hook me up with the Guy Who Makes You Scared that sounds scary. Having A list friends is awful they're like ohh babykiller puppydeath is bisexual I think. HARLEY. DONT

[kingofcondiments]

Holup people arent preheating their oven before baking?? I didnt know you could just not do that 😭 it doesnt seem that smart to me, but still

I'm fighting for my LIFE on ALLRECIPES DOT COM ‼️

[kingofcondiments]

"can I half the sugar" No.

"is it ok if I substitute-" No.

"do I have to preheat the oven" YES. are you an ANIMAL?

[suncast-moth]

BEDTIME FOR CONDIMENT KING <3

[parmaviolets]

partner gave me a cursed drawing prompt and i immediately stopped what i was doing to make it real.

[parmaviolets]

is he depressed, or is he a mess? does he feel totally worthless? who came up with person man? degraded man, person man

[parmaviolets]

he's a little confused but he's got the spirit ?

[parmaviolets]

Blasts you with my Condiment King headcanons.

He's been in and out of psychiatric care since the Joker incident, mostly regular, low-security facilities, but he did go to Arkham for a brief stint and picked up some chemistry lessons from Ivy.

[parmaviolets]

[parmaviolets]

the spice girls .?

[parmaviolets]

friends in high places

[kingofcondiments]

If you're the condiment king, where's your condiment jester? Or is that just Ronald McDonald?

I'm banned from McDonalds :^( for robbery

I guess... hyemmm... Well, I suppose I myself end up in the position of the Miserable Foole... Yanno what? NO! It means I'm VERSATILE!! Versatile like cream cheese, which can be used in savory dishes or sweet if you make it into icing. Versatile like chili plum sauce which I don't need to explain because it's just good no matter what

Though, at the end of the day...

I don't really like clowns.

[suncast-moth]

sprays him with beesechurger

[suncast-moth]

Okay, I think this might be the last condiment post of tonight.

Maybe.