I love Damien Bloodmarch.

I can't write well, but I write anyways because I like to torture myself. Feel free to reblog my garbage if you want to, I guess! I also post headcanons. I typically will just post headcanons & fics about Damien &/or Lucien here. I’ll also take asks. This is a side blog. I follow from broken-music-box!

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

WELCOME TO THE SHIT-SHOW!

I’ve been gone so long and now we can pin posts so here’s my pinned.

Hello! I’m Briar Artemis Fox! Rye for short. My pronouns are they/them, I’m 29 and I’ve been a fan of DDADDS since it released. I’m briar and I fucking love Damien Bloodmarch.

What I post

I post mostly rambles but I also will post

Headcanons

Asks if I get them about the dads, specifically Damien or about Lucien

Maybe fanfics! I posted one I never finished and the oc in it belonged to my now ex boyfriend so umm I won’t be finishing that apologies LOL. But I might do other Fics if people want. Especially crossovers.

Posts you guys can reply to where we can chit chat! And so much more! If it’s Damien related, best believe it’ll show up here.

Potentially in character asks like an ask blog but no full on rp. Just asks. But preface it with it being aimed at Damien or use a bat 🦇 emoji in the beginning or end.

Do you have any rules? Is this blog SFW?

My only rules are don’t be a dick. Be polite and civil. Even if we disagree, we can do so without slinging barbs.

This blog is primarily sfw, but I’ll take nsfw questions ONLY in relation to Damien if I get them. But I won’t go out of my way to post any mainly because I know tumblr hates seggs now LOL. I did post some nsfw headcanons before. If I’m asked for them, I may do more.

Where will you post your fics?

If I write them, I’ll either link the google doc or I’ll post it here beneath a read more!

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Can somebody PLEASE tell me how to make Robert and Mat in the new tomodachi life game. Rob looked SO BAD I just decided to give up and try to make mat but he looks... like this

This is quite literally the closest I could get to his hairstyle and it's killing meTTTT

Posting so maybe someone can help you! So sorry I’m late!

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

The new tomodachi life game is out! Time for us to put our fictional old men in there>:3

God yes! I don’t have a Nintendo but I am LOVING the insanity. If any of my followers has this game, please submit any DDADDS shenanigans you script, and my life is yours!!

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

YOOOOOO LIVING DDADDS FAN LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

YES POOKIE HERE I AM!! I’M ALIVE IF ONLY BARELY!

Let’s revive this tag and take it back from the girls posting about older men please 🙏🏻

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Oh okay so the dream daddy tag isn’t even the game anymore it’s a bunch of whiny teenage girls who think they’re adults and trying to fuck married men. Y’all weird as shit. I’ve blocked like 12 people, all of them minors. Go clean your goddamn bedroom and go to school.

[chaoguayyummy]

Happy Valentine 💘

(still be wondering what is love)

[dbloodmarch]

The best man is here! Camien is excited to celebrate @imallpointyears wedding with Astarion ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ love you both so much!!!!

[sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff]

Got a bit excited

[dbloodmarch]

We got the prettiest cake for our anniversary! Thank you to everyone who sent lovely wishes to us, we both greatly appreciate it ( ꈍ◡ꈍ)

Ahh I think this is the first time I’m posting my face too?

Dividers by uzmacchiato

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

How would Lucien and Damien react to mc playing hockey or something and getting hurt a lot in his job? You can ignore this if this was t what you’re looking for sorry fkdjdj

Sorry this is so late I was locked out of my account for a while. But Damien would support whatever hobbies MC had! But he would definitely warn them to be more careful and take better care of themselves. Damien would worry a lot. Lucien thinks Hockey is cool because people get into fights so much on the ice lmao

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

What sort of headcanons would you like to see now that I’m back?

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Fuck I’m never active and y’all still here. I reached over 330 followers! Thank you SO much I love y’all.

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Surprise bitch, but you thought you’d seen the last of me

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

N S F W headcanons.

I asked if y’all wanted some dirty HC’s and y’all said yes so here we go. I’m on mobile so I can’t put them under read more. Please just scroll by if you don’t like them, don’t report me.

Edit: I can do read more in mobile app now. Exciting. So I put that up.

Damien is a sub leaning switch. He doesn’t mind topping, but he likes to bottom more.

Damien has a hair pulling kink, he loves having his hair yanked, especially if he’s going down on his partner.

Damien isn’t overly kinky but he’s not vanilla entirely. I consider him Spiced Vanilla.™ meaning small little things like hair pulling and maybe light impact play.

Praise kink? You betcha! Tell him what a good boy he is and watch him melt. Damien loves to be praised. He wants to know he’s doing good and making his partner happy.

Damien likes cream pies, and it helps that after Lucien was born, he got his tubes removed.

Damien likes to be gagged and blindfolded.

Damien loves morning s*x because it’s slow and lazy and he likes to cuddle his partner and give lots of kisses.

Damien swallows.

Damien doesn’t like to be the one to face sit, but he’s fine with his partner doing it to him. Sit on your throne, baby.

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

So, I know tumblr hates p*rn now, but Yahoo can eat my entire butt hole. Like this post if you want some N S F W headcanons. 🍆💦

Update: here it is https://goth-daddy-is-best-daddy.tumblr.com/post/185824147637/n-s-f-w-headcanons

N S F W headcanons.

I asked if y’all wanted some dirty HC’s and y’all said yes so here we go. I’m on mobile so I can’t put them under read more. Please just scr

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Happy Pride, sorry I’ve been inactive. Remember that Damien Bloodmarch would totally support punching a TERF even if he’s not usully violent. Thanks.

[goth-daddy-is-best-daddy]

Real talk, not dream daddy.

A reminder Damien is canonly trans. That being said, the admin of this page also happens to be non-binary. And I just got into a fight on my personal/main blog about this, but I don't tolerate transphobia or gate keeping within the trans community on this blog.

So if you are transphobic or if you're a gatekeeper, you might as well not follow me and I'm dead serious. The only thing that I hate more than transphobia when it comes to the trans Community, is gatekeeping. I also hate seeing other transphobic transgender people! I hate witnessing internalised transphobia, it is fucking heartbreaking.

I support the trans community and my trans followers. I support everyone who Falls under the trans umbrella. But don't think I won't swiftly block you from my page if you are either transphobic or if you gate keep. For a few reasons.

1: I don't owe you anything. This includes a "debate"

2: I have learned not to argue with people who are stuck in their ways and refused to even try to open their minds.

3: I am not obligated to debate you. Just like you're not obligated to debate me. And that being said, trans topics are off the table for debate.

These are humans beings, not pineapple pizza. I'm not going to debate whether or not they're this or that. Die mad about it.