Steph brown, fyi im just a girl

Glitter glue would fix me tbh OOC: AU Steph that is NOT Batgirl/Spoiler, but aware of her friends/fam nightly activities. LORE IS WIP

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Seriously guys- Im just a girl okay??

OOC: Hello hello I'm @batfambrainrotbeloved, I'm mostly a writer but thought this would be fun.

Dm me if you wanna plan some lore otherwise I'm just winging this shit <33

Since there is already some Steph's (the lovely @waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend @stephbrown-sparklequeen and @gotham-spoiler-alert) ill come up with some lore for this steph later- but WIP general idea is AU Steph who is NOT Spoiler/Batgirl but is well aware of her friends/family night life

[irl-batsignal]

Hearing my name be yelled out across the street makes me think someone is in danger. Not that you need help with biology homework.

That being said, What are the "rules" for being the same species?? both me and this kid over here are so confused.

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

As far as I understand it- its if they can have offspring that are viable and fertile- aka the difference between two horses having a foal vs a horse and a donkey making a mule etc etc

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

how likely are you to eat?

Shapes- 3/10 😫 Would stab the sides of my mouth/tounge which ouchie doesnt feel that fun

Blocks- 5/10 🙄 Less stabby, but still not all that fun, theres enough square normally digestable food

Circles- 8/10 🤤 CRUNCHY LIL CRISPS!! I want some now

Bears- 9/10 😋 Basically gummy bears, but could use some more variety ya know???

Transportation- 10/10 🤩 Get them in my mouth rn, the colors, the shape, mouthfeel?? off the charts- I would pay MONEY (for the hospital bills afterwards) and it would be worth it :)

[24hrsoda]

bat Cass and Dami made a friend…

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

OH MY GOD????

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

"Oh let me respond to all the lovely comments before I go to bed"!!

"U M- I don't think I can do all of that"???

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

I DID IT IM EXHAUDYEF GN

[irl-batsignal]

do you guys eat bananas with or without the shells?

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Every moment you decide to speak you test my patience and the line between "Life is a breeze as a civillain stephanie" and "dont you wanna go ape shit"? fades every day

[irl-batsignal]

So, asking for a friend, what's the most effective way to cook?

[axelisbest]

turn whatever it is ur using to cook to the maximum temperature so its faster

[irl-batsignal]

why cook at 350°F for 40 minutes when you can cook at 3500°F for 4 minutes or 35000°F for 40 seconds

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Hey hey signal??

You touch my kitchen I will sick the industrial laser pointer on you mkay???

[irl-batsignal]

:[

Awh

I know how to cook I swear!! 😭

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Uh huh- I'm not buying it bucko

Unless of course you can prove it by cooking something, and I can so graciously volunteer to be your taste tester- just to confirm

[irl-batsignal]

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

[irl-batsignal]

sobs

Anyways that was actually the wrong photo cause you asked how does chicken sound and I put the wrong photo so heres the right one

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

39.243475, -75.124457.

[irl-batsignal]

So, asking for a friend, what's the most effective way to cook?

[axelisbest]

turn whatever it is ur using to cook to the maximum temperature so its faster

[irl-batsignal]

why cook at 350°F for 40 minutes when you can cook at 3500°F for 4 minutes or 35000°F for 40 seconds

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Hey hey signal??

You touch my kitchen I will sick the industrial laser pointer on you mkay???

[irl-batsignal]

:[

Awh

I know how to cook I swear!! 😭

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Uh huh- I'm not buying it bucko

Unless of course you can prove it by cooking something, and I can so graciously volunteer to be your taste tester- just to confirm

[irl-batsignal]

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

[irl-batsignal]

So, asking for a friend, what's the most effective way to cook?

[axelisbest]

turn whatever it is ur using to cook to the maximum temperature so its faster

[irl-batsignal]

why cook at 350°F for 40 minutes when you can cook at 3500°F for 4 minutes or 35000°F for 40 seconds

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Hey hey signal??

You touch my kitchen I will sick the industrial laser pointer on you mkay???

[irl-batsignal]

:[

Awh

I know how to cook I swear!! 😭

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Uh huh- I'm not buying it bucko

Unless of course you can prove it by cooking something, and I can so graciously volunteer to be your taste tester- just to confirm

[irl-batsignal]

So, asking for a friend, what's the most effective way to cook?

[axelisbest]

turn whatever it is ur using to cook to the maximum temperature so its faster

[irl-batsignal]

why cook at 350°F for 40 minutes when you can cook at 3500°F for 4 minutes or 35000°F for 40 seconds

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Hey hey signal??

You touch my kitchen I will sick the industrial laser pointer on you mkay???

[someguyingotham]

gotham dating manual

rule one: if you went to clown school, no you didn’t

rule two: truamabonding over which rouges gallery members you almost died to should NOT be the only foundation of your relationship

rule three: first date should ideally take place outside of the city to reduce risk of bats interrupting your candlelit dinner

[spoileralert21]

this is all good advice everyone should listen to this

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Oh oh and bring an extra gas mask for your date!!

Other people give flowers, we give live saving devices as you hold hands and sprint away from the danger <333 Its PEAK romance tbh

[waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend]

@gothamsfavmanwhore @spoileralert21 @stephbrown-sparklequeen

Hello spoilers (and civilian Steph)

How do you all feel about a rescue mission

[spoileralert21]

I’m ready what do you need me to do 🫡

[waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend]

can you break me into the batcave? 🥺

[spoileralert21]

I think so why??

It depends on what you’re trying to do bc I might have to adjust the plan to accommodate for different things

[waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend]

The talon formerly known as Hal is being held there against his will

[spoileralert21]

oh I can do that

but I have to ask is it helping him or do you just not want him trapped down there??

[waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend]

he asked to be rescued and also doubted my abilities in rescuing him so i have to do this to prove him wrong

[spoileralert21]

makes sense

I can’t let someone doubt a fellow Steph like that

tell me how you would like me to sneak you in

[waffles-are-a-girls-best-friend]

just be a distraction and keep the door to the cave open

@stephbrown-sparklequeen could you also be a distraction?

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

I don't know the first thing about who this hal is and I just recently learned wtf a talon is- but i'm down for chaos and hypothetically have accsess to several totally legal weapons.

@stephbrown-sparklequeen, @spoileralert21 - either of you wanna borrow the hello kitty flame thrower??

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

GOT MY NAILS DONE- TIME TO SCRATH THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE-

Pick a victim- >:DD

Timmy (always a fav)

Dick (deserves it)

Jason (He's just fun to fuck with)

Cass (half the game is catching her)

Duke (part of the family therefore a target)

Damien (You hate my guts but sure-)

Bruce (for funsies <33)

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

[irl-batsignal]

Dayshift is awesome. Swear

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Propoganda.

[notnotnightwing]

I think I may have caught something from that kid because now my head hurts and my throat is sore uh oh.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

As long as you don't suddenly have a hard time swallowing fluids you're fine

[notnotnightwing]

It burns my throat when I do what the fuck was that kid carrying 😭😭

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

Idk what kid- but kids in general? Sorry my man you probably got the plague

[gotham-spoiler-alert]

@spoileralert21

hello good me

[spoileralert21]

hello other me

can’t tell if you’re good or evil since you were nice to my baby brother Axel

[billyybatson-blog]

She's bad, she joined the Court and killed a green lantern; Hal Jordan :P

[spoileralert21]

ah thanks for explaining ^^

hello *evil me

[gotham-spoiler-alert]

our other version is @gothamsfavmanwhore

Shes civilian tho

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

You got the full spectrum- good, evil, and my lovely self who the closest thing to "vigilante activities" is using totally legal night vision goggles to go and reheat some soup because im too lazy to turn on/off lights

[gotham-spoiler-alert]

i bet we could take over this city

maybe even the world

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

See I would but I'm allergic to the responsibility that would entail-

But if YOU ever take over- I'm just saying, we Stephs gotta stick together am I right??

[gotham-spoiler-alert]

@spoileralert21

hello good me

[spoileralert21]

hello other me

can’t tell if you’re good or evil since you were nice to my baby brother Axel

[billyybatson-blog]

She's bad, she joined the Court and killed a green lantern; Hal Jordan :P

[spoileralert21]

ah thanks for explaining ^^

hello *evil me

[gotham-spoiler-alert]

our other version is @gothamsfavmanwhore

Shes civilian tho

[gothamsfavmanwhore]

You got the full spectrum- good, evil, and my lovely self who the closest thing to "vigilante activities" is using totally legal night vision goggles to go and reheat some soup because im too lazy to turn on/off lights