Strattland Jesus

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Cooking on the Dungeon Crawler Carl x Project Hail Mary crossover except no I'm not because all I have is a few cringe spell names, a vague idea of everyone's abilities, and some Strattland angst

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Piano Man is a Children of Time song and I will not be taking criticism but I may be giving an explanation because unfortunately I do love to yap

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Hate it when there are things that are sexist and I just know it but I can't prove anything because if I try to call it out I'll get called homophobic or told that it's "not that deep"

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writing songfics and titling my fics after song lyrics because I have all these ideas for animations/animatics in my head I just can't draw them well enough

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I headcanon that while it didn't factor into her sending him part of Stratt is glad Grace isn't on Earth to witness what it becomes, what with the starvation and the wars and everything. I think part of her is glad he doesn't have to see what humanity can become when it's desperate.

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Ryland Grace who has a thousand personal reasons to save the world and yet won't x Eva Stratt who has a thousand personal reasons to let the world die and yet saves it anyways

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project hail mary x dungeon crawler carl or project hail mary x pacific rim.... decisions decisions

I mean, I'm making both obviously, but idk which to do first

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told my brother I was going to write something with human Rocky and his immediate response was "ah, he's now Dwayne the Rocky Johnson"

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the only thing in my mind lately: Eva and Grace as E.V.E. and Wall-E

Great minds think alike i have been thinking about this on and off for like a year now they’re so agsrhwgshherhwbheb

I’m not sure how I’d write smthn like that but I will probably try soon

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I want to consume Strattland content so bad but it fills me with existential dread for no good reason.

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if I said I was taking requests for fics would anyone actually send me any? genuine question I wanna do it but idk if anything would actually come of it.

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ok I think I may have figured out the how part (hopefully)

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if I said I was taking requests for fics would anyone actually send me any? genuine question I wanna do it but idk if anything would actually come of it.

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almost summer time, you know what that means!!

(time to fantasize about cute or elaborate summer themed fanfics without actually writing any)

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Yet another win for the strattland nation

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Stratt is a cheetah with anxiety and Grace is her emotional support dog

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look I understand the sacrificial lamb metaphor for Grace I really do but it bothers me so much when people then frame Stratt as the butcher/wolf/whatever because SHE IS A SACRIFICE TOO. She says it herself, "if I have to become the world's whipping boy to secure our salvation then so be it" (not verbatim but close enough). She is not the villain she is just as much of a martyr as Grace.

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other people being better writers than me does not make me a bad writer other people being better writers than me does not make me a bad writer other people being better writers than me does not make me a bad writer other people being better writers than me does not make me a bad writer other people being better writers than me does not