I am doing a little adulting here. 18 and over please.

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新年あけましておめでとうございます!

[bala5]

[misterlemonzeasychair]

I think we all are

https://www.MisterLemonzEasyChair.tumblr.com/Archive

[gpazero99]

Craig Kosak

[libre07]

[mysoul4life2himtheog]

Leaving 2019 behind….byyyeee 😜😳

[aimer-imaginer-penser]

meafterdeath

[antinoo5]

Happy New Year!

[humanoidhistory]

TODAY IN HISTORY: Star Trek’s original 11-foot Enterprise outside Volmer Jensen’s model shop in Burbank, California, December 29, 1964.

[max-e-doodle]

[jakubrozalski]

‘ Illegal attempt to cross the border ‘ “ - Mr. Santa, I’m not sure if it is wise to try fly by around here in the new year eve. I heard that he really doesn’t like competition… - What?! You pathetic reindeer, do you really believe in these pagan superstitions and nonsense about some Ded Moroz, the ruler of winter?! Pathetic! ” Thank you for your amazing support in 2019! Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku - Happy new year - С новым годом! work process: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zAVv26

[lsleofskye]

Untitled | thurstonphoto

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[somecutething]

“I peaked in terms of laziness last night”

(via Yafeeme)

[gpazero99]

hahaha

[progressivepower]

👍🇺🇸💙 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2PQypmg

[fuckyeahpipesofpan]

Achilles and Chiron

[livias]

**Decided to end this year in style, wearing my favourite white dress of giant waves and wonder. Happy Holidays! 

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[gpazero99]

I did this just yesterday, and my blood sugars just soared! < yes I am diabetic >

[beggars-opera]

The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

Oh, my hand

The parchment is very hairy

Thank God it will soon be dark

St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing

Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink

Oh d fuckin abbot

Massive hangover

Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job

Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night

If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral

I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today

Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark

11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again

Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God

If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen

[branewurms]

what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

[a-spoon-is-born]

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gpazero99]

that was a stupid nurse with no empathy.