Bill.

He / him Heltingville au

[gr33do-318]

Hello all!!

I'm Bill! I am the Captain of the Eltingville Club, Secretary of Comic Books. I'm not looking for companionship. All I need is my 3 friends.

Some of my interests include:

- Reading comics (Marvel, DC, and indie comics)

- Watching the StarTrek 1966 series

- Holding meetings with my friends regarding the utmost pressing matters

- Trading merchandise

- The Twilight Zone

- Talking to Jerry, Pete, and Josh

- Screwing with Josh

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-Thanks to @differentwastelandchild (Jerry's admin) for providing quick descriptions since this takes place in their Heltingville Club continuity.

/ooc so now thats out of the way heres some stuff about the blog!!

- takes place in an au i've infodumped to a grand total of 4 people about(and i'm writing fanfiction for!!) where all of the adults in the clubs lives are evil and everything sucks and they all want to die 🙂 specifics will come with more interaction and if blogs for the rest of the club get made. au is called heltingville/ helltingville btw

- blog takes place in 1997, all responses and attitudes will reflect

- I will likely portray Bill as an asshole. The dude has mommy and daddy issues and is constantly on edge. Although there will be moments he will be vulnerable, he is also prideful. So, by all means, feel free to be mean

Also let me

know if I go too far)

- Bill is a closeted bisexual cis male, but @differentwastelandchild has plans regarding his relationships, so l'm not allowing shipping (sorry) :

- No NSFW (the character is a minor/teenager)

- Main account @thepinkeststrawberry

- Jerry's account @cheap-skeletor-ripoff 🙂

- Josh's account @jlevy-1138

- Pete's account @zombi-holocaust

[gr33do-318]

[ you have (1) message !! ]

bill can i come over

(- @cheap-skeletor-ripoff )

Yea, sure, i dont care, front doors unlocked.

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

Cool, cool. Thanks man.

After like 15 minutes he walks into Bill's room and plops down on his bed

Sorry for such short notice, Dad's being weird again.

[gr33do-318]

Dont worry about it.

He puts the magazine down on his nightstand

[gr33do-318]

[ you have (1) message !! ]

bill can i come over

(- @cheap-skeletor-ripoff )

Yea, sure, i dont care, front doors unlocked.

[gr33do-318]

Why does Jerry have homophobia? Is he stupid.

Why the fuck are you asking me, im busy.

[gr33do-318]

(Send you a sucipicous gift basket)🧺

-there's a wine bottle

-a pack of cigarettes

-Adult Magazines containing some of the finest women of the 90s.

FUCK YEA!!

Runs to his room with the basket

[gr33do-318]

hi bill

Hi?

[gr33do-318]

Im a new soul i came to this strange world hopin to learn a bit bout how to give and take but since i came here felt the joy and the fear.

What...

[gr33do-318]

Icup

Haha, so funny.

[gr33do-318]

How do you feel about persona?

I dont know.

[gr33do-318]

This jock I was (unfortunately) talking to had the audacity to insult The Lord of the Rings trilogy TO. MY. FACE.

I was hoping you could give me some colorful words to stick on his locker tomorrow? You seem to be an expert in that field.

Find out if his dick is small, and write the exact inches on the locker with sharpie.

[gr33do-318]

What’s your comfort place?

My bedroom.

[gr33do-318]

Your sisters, like, REALLY hot and I REALLY like her... IS SHE ALWAYS MEAN !?!?!?!?!? AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG!?!?!?!

[ @austinzpersonalhe11 ]

What..dude i cant help you with this.

[gr33do-318]

Another version of me... And he's queer. Sure. Okay. Can't believe so many of myself are gays.

At least you're not stuck with a shitton of versions of yourself.

⁽ᶜᵒᵐᶦᶜ, @ʰᵒᵘˢᵉᵒᶠᵈᶦᶜᵏᵉʸ⁾

Im not a fucking faggot, and who even are you? And fuck you mean "Shitton of versions of yourself"??

[houseofdickey]

ONE, yes you fucking are? And TWO, I'm one of the alternate yous from the stupid fucking multiverse except I'm not an INSUFFERABLE PRICK OF A MAN. And there are WAY TOO MANY OF US. WHICH I CAN'T SEND BACK TO THEIR WORLD BECAUSE I'M THE BETTER VERSION OF YOU, BUT I'M ALSO THE CURSED VERSION OF YOU.

[gr33do-318]

Im not a fucking fag, and how the fuck are you cursed?? What is this movie bullshit?

[gr33do-318]

Another version of me... And he's queer. Sure. Okay. Can't believe so many of myself are gays.

At least you're not stuck with a shitton of versions of yourself.

⁽ᶜᵒᵐᶦᶜ, @ʰᵒᵘˢᵉᵒᶠᵈᶦᶜᵏᵉʸ⁾

Im not a fucking faggot, and who even are you? And fuck you mean "Shitton of versions of yourself"??

[gr33do-318]

Do you believe in god?

No.

[gr33do-318]

customizing shit is COOL! shut up!

Dont tell me to shut up.

[gr33do-318]

Customizing is cool as hell! It's the only way to make figures accurate!! You don't know what you're talking about, Bill!!!

(I'm just messing around; don't take it seriously. :3)

-SpaceKrook

I do know what im talking about.

(ooc: Hehe its fine!!! :3)