Uncomfortable Conversations
Clark: I saw Dick appeared on the newspaper. Bruce: Please, tell me he wasn't naked.
Alfred: What happened to the chandelier, Master Bruce, I was only gone for two days? Bruce: Kids decided to play 'the floor is lava'.
Random Person: Why is 80% of the Wayne Kids' Be Real in the ER? Bruce: What is a 'Be Real'?
Oliver: I heard you and Jason are having some issues? Bruce: The day I receive parenting advice from you will be the day I ask the joker for mental health advice.
Diana: I heard about the fire in Wayne manor? Bruce: No worries. Dick, Tim, and Damian are banned from the kitchen forever.
Jason: This is not a very impressive thanksgiving dinner. Bruce: Whoever tells Alfred we ordered pizza, is grounded for life.
Bruce: Metropolis for college, Damian? People there can't tell Clark is Superman, let alone teach university classes.
Bruce: Yes, you can all go to the festival if Duke goes as well. He's the only rational one in this family.
Dick: Bruce, Tim is mixing Red Bull with coffee again. Do something. Bruce: Hey, Tim, can I have some? Maybe that way I'll make it through Damian's teachers and parents meeting.
