@ lamantines

this blog is dead

[gracehowards]

bye

[korpsekobain]

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

[freshmoviequotes]

Jumanji (1995)

[duckiethot-deactivated20170522]

@fromabuick8

[dogsenpai]

[furrypost-generator]

The third pic is the last thing you see before you die

[oldroots-deactivated20151008]

i mean im not the biggest fan of crossovers but even i know that its charm is from the two things being relevant to one another and interacting on the same level, otherwise you just get shit like this

[dragondicks]

this is a bad example bc honestly this fuckin rules

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* whœrê

[brolokhov]

*danny devito voice* chãhlie

[memedad]

*danny devito voice* træsh

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[keatonpatti]

[sapphicscience-archive]

i’ve been thinking about all those posts about “we need female heroes who do girly things”/”why is the female hero always such a tomboy” and then the response posts that are like “uhhh actually we don’t really have any really masculine female heroes either” so i was trying to figure it out—what do we have, exactly?

and really what we get is women who eschew “girly” things while still managing to look like society’s ideal woman. they would never touch eyeliner (they’re too busy with Important Things), but their eyeliner is immaculate. they have a huge, varied wardrobe, but wouldn’t be caught dead actually shopping for clothes. and it reminds me of the expectation that women must be effortlessly beautiful. don’t wear makeup or you’ll seem self-absorbed—but god forbid you look like you’re not wearing makeup. it’s interesting to me, that the impossibilities imposed on female characters are the same ones imposed on real women.

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[heavensickness]

I started as “the smart cousin” and I’m “the family dissappointment” now

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

[an-earth-witch-deactivated20181]

I wanna be the bee guy.

[bluebipples]

Bees can recognize human faces and tell the difference between them so they probably know his face

[ballpointe]

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

[gracehowards]

okay i remade

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[gasdgsdgsdg]