Field Bears

[caitmayart]

Oh no I'm consumed by the Star-cross'd Space Bois

These are from Chaya's Awesome Fic When is a Seed Not a Seed Which yall should run and go start reading now now now statement

[fieldbears]

When you and your friend are vibing on the same fandom at the same time

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[bramblepatch]

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

[lcdlcdlcd]

Across all universes, Tofu will find him

(happy birthday mark)

upd II: okayyy apparently tofu ISNT getting abused so yay for that!!! thanks for the info chat (still not really gonna draw tofu again bc i dont feel it but if yall wanna steal the idea or smth go ahead)

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[knitmeapony]

I would play that tower defense game

[fieldbears]

We have all seen the scenario of 'Simon just woke up on Erid/the Hail Mary and he's confused and defensive and possibly even violent', but consider:

Erid and the Hail Mary both have synthesized painkillers, Simon has probably never been on so much as Tylenol before, and someone missing an arm would get a dosage high enough to knock out an elephant

First Grace/Simon meeting:

[fieldbears]

Hello, I am putting my money where my mouth is

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88666371/chapters/235259491

[fieldbears]

#oh no chaya's getting the dolls out again#and i am LIVING FOR IT

(@caitmayart)

[fieldbears]

We have all seen the scenario of 'Simon just woke up on Erid/the Hail Mary and he's confused and defensive and possibly even violent', but consider:

Erid and the Hail Mary both have synthesized painkillers, Simon has probably never been on so much as Tylenol before, and someone missing an arm would get a dosage high enough to knock out an elephant

First Grace/Simon meeting:

[fieldbears]

Hello, I am putting my money where my mouth is

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88666371/chapters/235259491

[fieldbears]

We have all seen the scenario of 'Simon just woke up on Erid/the Hail Mary and he's confused and defensive and possibly even violent', but consider:

Erid and the Hail Mary both have synthesized painkillers, Simon has probably never been on so much as Tylenol before, and someone missing an arm would get a dosage high enough to knock out an elephant

First Grace/Simon meeting:

[tgatbc]

[consume6810]

bruh who brought the eel to erid

kept seeing stuff where Ellie gets brought to erid and I thought it was silly so here’s some shitposts

simon and the amalgamation of an entire research team he didn’t want

[wazzappp]

Bonus points if it starts right when he's beginning to feel comfortable.

[depsidase]

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[catastrophic-success]

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

[nl]

hey man i think you might just be dumb

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[fieldbears]

I don't want to tell anybody how to do their job, but it's wild how many bloodymary fics I've read at this point and not a single one has had Rocky giving Simon the shovel speech. Absolutely buck wild

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[pussylipgloss]

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch