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ONOKEN HELL: BAKUMATSU ROCK / YU-GI-OH ARC-V / IDOLiSH 7 Personal trash blog. 22 / ♀/ California

[pandabuba11]

[covid-69]

“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”

[christopher-bryant]

[tima520]

Bakumatsu Rock x Touken Ranbu  The BakumatsuGumi  (*˘︶˘*)

[vaults-of-zin]

@setheverman

[the28thadvocate-deactivated2022]

I did not expect that

[ruinedchildhood]

@setheverman

[slanax]

New personality test, tag your nature according to your taste in flavors

[fyeahadicons]

Erin Esurance (2005-2009) - Esurance

[sketchy-red-dude]

Remember how a mutli billion dollar insurance company had to stop using a mascot because people made too much porn of her?

Good times

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back

[ephemeralblitz]

Not Thoron Not Bolganone Oh no no no Robin’s most famous magic

Steel Tome

[mark-of-the-hella]

Robin: Hey everyone, come check out my new magic, it’s called a Steel Tome *pulls out a gun*

[grievous-lady]

[smol-link1-moved-blog-deactivat]

I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!

[doopboopdoopboop]

I CANT BREATHE

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

this shit intense

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[brimalandro]

[draco-theever-malfoy-deactivate]

I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE

EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON 

[dapperdick]

IT BEGINS

[penguindancing-deactivated20200]

I’ve waited so long to reblog this you have no idea!

[locduplioness]

I added this to my queue in January…..

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive]

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

[sirhc-jp]

This whole post is gold

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[gracesoul]

Overwatch characters as actual children I've taught

Zenyatta: The boy who tried to shove a flower up his nose.

Reinhardt: The one who told me to watch before running face-first into a wall at full speed.

D.Va: The 2-year-old who told me sadly, "There's no wi-fi."

Junkrat and Roadhog: The two stabbing each other in the hands with forks at the lunch table.

Symmetra: The girl who cried when she got food she didn't like on her clean hands (I now keep paper towels nearby to clean her hands off right away since it bothered her so much).

Lucio: The one who comes (consistently) screaming when their favorite song drops.

Mercy: The one who looked a screaming child in the face and told her "you're FINE."

Widowmaker: The one who had the gall to look me in the eyes and tell me "I don't like your outfit" before asking for something.

Soldier 76: The boy who looked off into the distance on the playground and replied "I'm going home" when I asked what he was doing.

[ktganimation]

Hmmmmm

[gracesoul]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass