My Life is Above Average on a Consistent Basis

MY LIFE IS ABOVE AVERAGE ON A CONSISTANT BASIS Robyn Helwig: oregonian. part-time washintonian time lord. pokemon master. cat whisperer. ukulele strummer. nicolas cage fanatic. insulin taker. juice addict. wizard rocker. destiel shipper. out of context.

[laurajmoss]

Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from the blazing sun in San Cristobal, Galapagos Islands.

[c-bassmeow]

i just threw up this is so precious 

[robbidybobbin]

MEET STEVE aka Steve Rogers aka cappy bear

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

[veinseer]

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

[adhdbeowulf-deactivated20250906]

overthrow the boogeoisie

[dennys]

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

[dizzybunnies-deactivated2014081]

WHAT THE HELL DENNY’S

[robbidybobbin]

Denny's makes my life complete

[catnip-dealer]

[robbidybobbin]

A cat montage for you

[vodkacran]

#if you know what i mean

[robbidybobbin]

CATS IN A BOOKSTORE IS THE BEST

[lastmanon]

well they weren’t wrong

[67888875322467]

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

[nofuturept3]

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

[humansofnewyork]

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

[axelaqua]

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

[replay-everything]

[kvotheunkvothe]

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

[fiftyshadesofdebauchery]

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

[flammable-nature]

[lindsaychrist]

oh ym god

[mariahcareys]

[itsaubreylmfao]

the best moment in film history

[femharringrove]

9.12 // 9.17

[silabor]

“People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.”  ― John Patrick, The Curious Savage

[sebastianstam]

[robbidybobbin]

chris ‘cuter than you’ evans

[cellularpeptide]

[tallvenusian-deactivated2018112]

#is this orange is the new black (x)

[magnass]