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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝No, actually. That doesn’t give you the right to get pissy at someone because you were wrong. I wasn’t lecturing you. Just because my tone wasn’t happy-perfect like a damn ray of sunshine doesn’t give you the right to go off on someone.❞

“i wasn’t wrong about anything, because there was no right or wrong answer to my problem. why are you still lecturing me?”

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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝That doesn’t give you the right to get pissy and freak out.❞

“it was about me, so yeah --- it gives me the right to get pissy and freak out.”

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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝CHRIST. Have a damn ice cream and chill out, will you? I wasn’t lecturing you in the slightest and you’re the one that asked me about the damn carpet in the first place. Not my carpet, not my damn problem, you’re the one that brought it up. All I asked was why you didn’t use something you knew would work in the first place — you know, a normal question. No need to throw some fit over it.❞

“the tone and wording you used was condescending as fuck.”

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@arianagrande: they’re standing. i’m not ready for this! also, my babies turned 9 months old yesterday my heart is breaking :(

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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝Why didn’t you just do that in the first place then? I mean, if you know it’s safe and that it’ll probably work, then you probably should have used it, to begin with. Leaving that stuff in your carpet probably fucked up your carpet even more than it did when they first got it everywhere.❞

“um... i’m sorry, did i pop out of your vagina? no? then don’t fucking lecture me. i didn’t do that in the first place because i wanted to know if there were other remedies and i didn’t have any vinegar yet first of fucking all. and why do you care so much about my carpet? do you have to live with it? i do, and it’s not the end of the world. i just wanted to know if there were any other ways i could get up as much of the stain as possible, but it’s not like it’s going to kill me if it doesn’t come out.”

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@arianagrande: i tripped over frankie. she looked at me like "BITCH I'M CRAWLING HERE"

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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝You could always do it now, just use your phone. Probably better to do it now instead of putting it off and forgetting. I’m sure the mess will only be harder to clean the longer it sets into the rug.❞

“yeah. but, kids. they’ll interrupt me and i’ll forget about it anyways. i’m just gonna do vinegar and baking soda. i know that’s safe.”

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 khclvd:

“at least you own up to it. i’m all about living my truth until it comes to something embarrassing. then it’s all about deny, deny, deny. it’s okay though, plenty of things give me that feeling too.” 

“i can’t lie, my anxiety’s too high. you know what gives me that feeling? when i see an officer behind me.”

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 smendvs:

“that’s three things i’m not experienced in. kids, makeup and cleaning up. you could try using plain old soap and see if that works or maybe don’t let them in the room until the scent isn’t as strong?”

“i wasn’t experienced until eight months ago, i’m still pretty new at this myself,” she said with a small smile. “i might try vinegar and baking soda to pull the stain. vinegar stinks, but it won’t hurt my kids if the lick the floor, so i’m good with that.”

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round 2 | liam & ari

ariana bit her lip, trying to hide a smile as she walked into the house in search of liam. she had a doctors appointment earlier and was beyond excited that they were going to be parents again. although she’d just given birth not even a year ago she was still looking forward to the new adventure. walking down the hall to the twins’ room, she peeked in and saw that they were taking their naps so she continued down to hers and liam’s room, sitting on the bed with a big smile. “i have something to show you.”

@payneiisms

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 babynessaxx:

“Why? People should be seeing that beautiful face of yours.”

“i’m just not a people person. i don’t like being around a bunch of people. which i know is contradictory because i’m a performer and sing in front of thousands, but it’s different.”

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@arianagrande: me: mars! don't smack sorella / mars: WHO, ME?!?!??? i’m offended / frankie: i'mma get her back ma

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 babynessaxx:

I honestly don’t know what is going with me, I have been anti social for a while. Who wants to be friends? I promise I’m nice.

“i try to be as antisocial as possible.”

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 ctrlbenson:

“I’ve probably rewatched Grey’s a million times.”

“same! i’m on season six right now.”

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 ofblueyes:

             ❛ &. ┊ ❝Sounds like you have a major disaster on your hands. I don’t know of any way to get makeup out of white carpets, I don’t wear it and I don’t have white carpets. Maybe you could try Googling it? I’m sure there has to be some sort of Mom-Blog or something that could help you out. It can’t be the first time kids have gotten into makeup and destroyed a carpet.❞

“i keep trying to remind myself to google it, but i keep forgetting. baby brain. it’s real.”

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 mclodramas:

     “ nothing really - honestly the only thing i can think of is just investing in darker furniture. are the babies okay though? eating makeup sounds like a tummy ache or a trip to the ER waiting to happen. “ she paused for a second, giving her a reassuring smile,”you moms are all saints, i swear. I have no clue how you do it.”

“they’re fine. all of my products are organic and vegan, so ingesting it won’t hurt them. maybe make their tummies sick but nothing horrible,” she said before smiling. “i lost my shit at least eighty-four times a day.”

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@arianagrande: all i did was say "hold on, mommy has to pee"