lightly misted radish

she/her // established adult // nerdy chemist that does nerd things // like chemistry // in love with the sky, plants, mushrooms, cute bugs, and the universe // maybe I should take this blog seriously for once // nah

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[woman-becomer]

I love my friends and you know what else I love? ha hah you guessed it. my friends

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[churchedcannibal]

"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is

"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples

"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[threedollarsdotcom]

if you pass me the aux im playing creamed corn

[threedollarsdotcom]

a guitar is a type of girl you hold gently in your arms

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[lakevida]

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

[rnismatch]

the prison alien keep s throwing some fucking gamma particle at the back of my head its starting to piss me off

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[lustcannibalism]

copying it again and force pasting it #sex

[threedollarsdotcom]

that gap in my resume? well basically i was thinking about girls

[reefsharkivist]

hey girl has anyone ever told you how spiders you are *twirls hair*

[silliusstan]

*in the lab and i spill chemicals on you* oops sorgyyy…. ^.^. i trip and spill chemicals on you again*. ahhhh so sorry !!! ! >~< *you burst into flames in a matter of seconds* 😕 ummmmmm what’re you doing

[egberts]

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

[seren-starlight]

Having one of my electrons stolen radicalized me

[omtai]

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards