Well-Read And Under-Prepared.

Dr. Foster Hale /25/ Duke University Alumnus/ Bullworth Academy

[gravityswake]

This place gets bigger all the time.

[gravityswake]

I just had a student ask me if they could defy the dress code in class if their favorite baseball team won the World Series tonight.

I said yes.

Live a little.

[gravityswake]

Surely he’s not serious.

[gravityswake]

Do I want to know what the new gross gossip is on campus or am I just going to find out regardless?

[maddmaths]

It’ll come to you eventually, I think.

[gravityswake]

Bad news travels fast, as they say...

[gravityswake]

Do I want to know what the new gross gossip is on campus or am I just going to find out regardless?

[bcredumb]

i’m like, nearly out of a job at this point

[gravityswake]

Did I hear something about someone having keys to each dorm room?

[gravityswake]

Do I want to know what the new gross gossip is on campus or am I just going to find out regardless?

[spinecrusher]

What if we fucked at the Shrek 5 premiere

Haha just kidding

Unless...😮

[gravityswake]

...uh, what...

[spinecrusher]

I’m

Like

Kinda drunk??

[gravityswake]

... I love you. Be sure to drink some water before you come to bed.

[spinecrusher]

I love you too,, 

I’m sorry

[gravityswake]

Don’t be. I really adore you.

[spinecrusher]

What if we fucked at the Shrek 5 premiere

Haha just kidding

Unless...😮

[gravityswake]

...uh, what...

[spinecrusher]

I’m

Like

Kinda drunk??

[gravityswake]

... I love you. Be sure to drink some water before you come to bed.

[spinecrusher]

What if we fucked at the Shrek 5 premiere

Haha just kidding

Unless...😮

[gravityswake]

...uh, what...

[spinecrusher]

[Text to @gravityswake / Foster 💖]

[Text]: Babe you good?

[Text]: I haven’t heard back

[Text]: Try not to think about it too hard

[gravityswake]

[Text]: oh my god.

[spinecrusher]

[Text]: Do you need me?

[Text]: I can like distract you

[gravityswake]

[Text]: I... yes.

[Text]: I cannot process.

[Text]: You looked lovely as ever btw.

[spinecrusher]

[Text to @gravityswake / Foster 💖]

[Text]: Babe you good?

[Text]: I haven’t heard back

[Text]: Try not to think about it too hard

[gravityswake]

[Text]: oh my god.

[gravityswake]

[gravityswake]

Ah, another perfectly normal Saturday night at Bullworth. I’ll just open my front door and...

[spinecrusher]

Babe if you know what’s good for your ear drums, stay inside.

[gravityswake]

...the horror...

[gravityswake]

Ah, another perfectly normal Saturday night at Bullworth. I’ll just open my front door and...

[gravityswake]

...this migraine just came out of nowhere. Ugh.

[radicallybodhi]

Bro try pee It cures everything Trust me

[gravityswake]

...ok Bodhi, thank you.

[gravityswake]

...this migraine just came out of nowhere. Ugh.

[gravityswake]

There’s a SURPRISING number of adults from town at the game here tonight... huh.