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Swapped a Miraculous fan fic
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Ok so I know itâs been weeks since the update but rn Im working in my creative writing classes (like busting my butt) so itâs gonna be a while (update might be tonight.) wattpad gets my updates first but content gets revised here. My wattpad is Grey_wallflowers Or rouge_pulsar
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shoutout to all the religious lgbt kids with an internal conflict because their beliefs disagree with who they are
Private school
Ok so itâs not exactly what you think.
So we are like besties with the teachers so itâs not uncommon that a couple students had contact with teachers. When I was in mock-trial I got to ride (alone) with our councilor. But thatâs not what this story is about.
Since we are close to the teachers, and students Itâs pretty common to get up and announce where we are going before doing so. Once this girl got up, gasped and said,
âI have to go take my pregnancy test!â She was fifteen. A lot of stuff would go around the school in an instant since we only have 400 students in the school. We smack talk the teachers, openly talk about drugs (even joke about hiding in the bathroom to smoke weed)
PrĂvate school is wild, we just kinda get to dick around without consequences because once your in that school, there isnât any new people. We all grew up together. Thatâs why bullying isnât taken seriously. My ex got bullied for a whole year and they told the boys to âProtect herâ đ€šđ€š
The Super Bowl is just glorified dog-kin
THEY TACKLE EACHOTHER FOR A BALL, CHASE A BALL! ID ARGUE EVERY GAME IS JUST GLORIFIED KIN
Every day youâve dealt with your terrible stepmother and your equally terrible and ugly stepsisters as youâve done your chores. One day, an invitation to the princeâs ball comes to your late fatherâs estate. After your late motherâs dress is destroyed, you find an elderly woman in front of you. She waves her wand through the air and suddenly a blue ball gown with glass slippers appear on the bench next to you. She claims you can go to the ball for only a small price. You have to kill the prince.
I go to the ball, hiding a push dagger in the long sleeves of my dress. All beautiful things come with a price, sacrifices must be made. I saw the prince, he was a handsome man. He wore his long brown hair in a ponytail in a red ribbon, he wore his military uniform decorated in awards for murdering children and taking over villages, one of those was my fathers. All the girls fell over themselves to win his praise, and maybe his hand. Yet I didnât care. I wasnât into men like the other girls. He looked up at me, and smiled a devilish smile, he wanted something, I could see it in his eyes. He walked over to me.
He seemed exhausted by all the girls, wearing their best jewels and dresses. I walked up to the prince and smiled.
âWould you like to dance?â I wasnât going to wait for him to ask.
âThatâs all I wanted to do. But first, would you come outside with me?â
We walked outside and under the moonlight, he smiled, breathed in the crisp air.
âI have to tell you, Iâm not really a man...â he murmured. âIâm actually...â
He turned to me, I got ready to stab him in the neck.
âIM A LIZARD PERSON!â He whisper-shouted in my ear and ripped off his face, underneath was an ugly iguana face.
âIâm a human Kin!â
Swapped! (A Miraculous Ladybug fan fic)
Chapter 6
Chat noir looked up at Marinette and started to crumble, dark ash flew in the wind. Marinette looked up, betrayed. Volpina cackled, clutching the Ladybug miraculous. Marinette clenching her fist. Her head fell, fat tears ran down her cheeks.
"Oh Tikki..." she sobbed into her palms. "I messed up big time, I can't tell Chat Noir... I messed up... I don't think I could bear to see his face. I'm no hero, I'm just Marinette..."
Volpina laughed and crouched down to her. "Oh poor Cry-baby-Marinette! No more Miraculous! You are so pitiful!" She smiled and Launched herself away.
"Hawk moth... I have Ladybugs miraculous, I told you I wouldn't fail!" Volpina smirked. "Now to find that pesky cat!"
Marinette stood, her knees shaking. She looked around the building top for a way to get down.
"I won't fail... I have to get Tikki back and save Chat noir!" She pulled open the roof-outlet door and ran down the stairs, she was going to the Eiffel Tower, where she said she would meet Chat Noir.
Chat noir crouched at the top of the Eiffel tower his arm holding onto the beams. He tried calling Ladybug once again, but it never went through.
"Come one Ladybug! Answer!" Just then, Volpina was at the tower, she held The Miraculous in her hand.
"Poor Marinette... I almost didn't suspect it being her." Volpina laughed. Chat noir looked down at her.
'Marinettes Ladybug...?' Chat noir stood still, he covered his mouth.
'All this time... the love of my life, was right in front of me?!'Â He couldn't move, his palms started to sweat. Marinette stood in front of Volpina.
"Volpina! I'm here for my Miraculous!" She took a heroic stance, clenching her fists.
"But you traded your miraculous for your leather clad prince. I saved him!" Volpina laughed.
"He wasn't real. My prince is still here!" Marinette shot back.
'Somewhere...' Her stance never wavered, she was frightened though. Where was he when she needed him?
'Stupid cat! Man up! Go help her!' But he couldn't move, all he could do was sit paralyzed. Marinette lunged at Volpina, she blew her flute and once again she was blocked by allusions, she fell through some, on her knees, she looked around for anything she could use to fight with.
Chat noir, having finally found his strength jumped down, he uses his baton like a sword, he smacks allusions one by one. Finally they are left with Volpina. Marinette takes a strike at her, Volpina grabs her fist and holds her over the edge of the Eiffel Tower; Marinette scrambled to get footing, some way to get the upper hand.
"Chat noir, I can assure you, she isn't an allusion, her death will be very real unless you give me your Miraculous." Volpina smiled wickedly. Chat noir took a step back.
"Alright... alright... Plagg, claws in." He said steadily, Volpina felt power that she never had before.
"Yes! Take their Miraculous' and bring them to me! I will show you what a man can do when he has nothing to loose..." He said viciously.
"Whats going on?" Plagg said, standing beside Adrien.
"Adrien?!" Marinette screamed
Hawk moth stopped, Adrien, his son was Chat Noir... his enemy.
"Volpina, let Adrien go, DO NOT HURT HIM!" He shouted desperately.
Adrien stood, and took off his ring he held it in his hands. He made a promise to Paris, but most importantly, Marinette, that this power would never fall into the wrong hands.
"I'm so sorry..." he said, looking at Marinette then plagg. "I have to do this." He stepped forward.
"Marinette! Catch!" He chucked the ring to Marinette, she gasped and having finally found ground she launched herself off the tower for his Miraculous. Adrien ran at Volpina taking her down with him.
"NO!" Hawk moth shouted, Nathalie stood there frozen in shock.
Swapped! (A miraculous ladybug fan fic)
Chapter 5
Volpina smiled. She had Ladybug trapped. She blew her flute and a monster appeared, ready to fight Ladybug. Chat noir stopped and fought Vulpina, trying to tackle her, but missing every time. Ladybug dodged the green giants punches, trying to get to Vulpina, who continued to play her merciless song. Each note bringing a new beast to block Ladybug from getting to Chat noir.
"ChatĂłn!" She shouted as Volpina made a fatal blow to him. Chat noir coughed, grasping his stomach.
"Ladybug... he fell to his side." Volpina smiled clutching her now bloodied flute. Chat noirs blood dripped from the mouth piece, she smiled and the allusions surrounding Ladybug disappeared.
"Chat noir!" She screamed and ran to him, holding him close to her. Tears fell down her cheeks.
"Bring him back! Please! Help him!" Ladybug sobbed.
"Bring him back!" Volpina mocked her.
"Please..." she gasped for breath, holding him, she cupped his cheek. Chat noir looked up at her, his green eyes scanning her face.
"Ladybug..." He layed, his head in her lap looking up towards her. His eyes were half lidded, he weakly reached his hand up to her cheek, his bloodied fingers slid down her cheek. Tears ran down his face, she brushed them away gently, smiling weakly down at him.
"You are gonna be okay Kitty... don't worry..." she watched as he grew more and more lifeless. "Please... Lila..." she sobbed. "Take my Miraculous! BRING MY PRINCE BACK!" She sobbed loudly and pulled the clip on eating off harshly. Red light surrounded her figure,
She smiled down at Chat noir.
"M-Marinette...?" He said, weakly. She sobbed holding him close.
Swapped! (A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfic)
Chapter 4
Vulpina stood at the top of the Eiffel Tower, she smiled heroically and with her flute created massive allusions.
âThis will surely throw off Ladybug.â Vulpina smiled and walked away.
âClass! To your hiding places! We will wait there until Ladybug and Chat Noir Save us. Calmly students, we donât want Hawk Moth to akumatize us.â Mlle. Bustier said, ushering them out the door. Adrien and Marinette took off, almost like they were gliding effortlessly between students.
Marinette hid under the stair case, Adrien shut himself in a locker. Marinette opened her bag while Adrien pulled his white over shirt away from his chest.ap
âTikki, do you think Juleka got akumatized because of what Chloe said?â Marinette stood cupping Tikki in her hands.
âI donât know Marinette, but we must save her!â Tikki said, with a small but urgent smile.
âYouâre right! Tikki, spots on! Yah!â
âPlagg, Juleka might have gotten Akumatized, we have to go save her! Plagg! Claws out!â Adrien shouted from inside the locker. He soon busted out wearing his leather suit.
Chat noir stood at the top of a building, looking around for Ladybug.
âHey ChatĂłn.â She smiled and stood beside him. âI think Juleka, a student, might have gotten Akumatized, we have to find her.â She said, stating the obvious. Chat Noir nodded, using his rod he launched himself from the building. Ladybug took out her Yo-yo and did the same.
âDonât worry Juleka, we will find you.â She said softly.
âMâlady...â Chat noir stopped her. Putting a hand on her shoulder.
âChatĂłn...â she said softly meeting his gaze. âWe donât have time for this...â she pulled his hand off her shoulder. He let it fall to his side.
âI donât think this is Juleka.â He looked over. Vulpina stood only a few buildings away playing her flute. âThis is the job of Vulpina.â
Ladybug gasped, and looked at Vulpina.
âBut how? Juleka was the one hurt... how did Lilia...?â
âAlright, Kitty, I guess we are gonna have to figure out a new plan.â
âYeah, one excluding her annoying allusions.â Chat noir said, Ladybug a hand on her hip thinking.
âWe could ambush her.â Chat noir said, looking at her.
âLike Cat and mouse. Iâll distract her, and you go in from behind.â Chat Noir smiled. She involuntarily pet him, he looked at her, a blush stained his cheeks.
âSmart. Letâs try it. Kitten.â She didnât look at him.
âR-really?â
âWhy not?â She smiled up at him then. âLetâs do this!â
Chat noir followed Vulpina. Keeping a close eye on her as she dashed between the buildings.
âVulpina!â He shouted out to her. âI donât want to hurt you.â They both stopped.
âThen join me Chat Noir. We can make this world beautiful. Just you and I.â She smiled. âYou can have her... and I,â She turned and looked at the ridiculously huge ad displaying Adrien. âI can have him...â she turned back.
âAll you have to do is give me your miraculous, and I can make Ladybug yours. You know... once you have both Miraculousâ you can make a wish...? So give me yours... and you can have all of her.â She smiled, clutching her flute in her hand, she stepped closer and out stretched an arm.
âKitty... donât you want her?â
âI do...â He looked away. âBut not like this! I want her to love me, not made to!â He shouted, tears stung his green eyes once he looked back. âBut she wonât! She never will!â He looked at his ring. Ladybug covered her mouth, watching them.
âChatĂłn...â She couldnât bear to see his tears.
âIâll give you my Miraculous...â he mumbled. Starting to pull off his ring.
âCAT NOIR! No!â Ladybug shouted and launched herself to the roof top behind Vulpina.
Vulpina smirked, satisfied. It was all falling into place, she would please Hawk Moth, and she could keep her power. As long as Ladybug just played her part.
So guys listen!!
So you know the rose Chat brought to Marinette in âWeredadâ?
Itâs pink!!
And the rose he offers to Ladybug in âGlaciatorâ??
Itâs red!!
And I remember rose colors have different meanings so I decided to look it up andâŠ
Red is love, pink is friendship
Itâs when Iâm truly alone the panic starts.
Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
Swapped!
(A Miraculous Ladybug fanfic)
Chapter 3
Marinette walked in, and looked up. "Lila?!" She yelled, then covered her mouth, Chloé looked over and scoffed.
"Oh My you look ridiculous! Utterly RIDICULOUS!" She hissed at Marinette.
"Shut it Chloé." Alya sighed. It was too early for this. Marinette took her place beside Alya, while Nino and Adrien sat at the front. Juleka and Rose came in holding hands, Juleka kept her head down, Rose smiled up at her. Chloe gagged.
"You two are so gross! Why do you always have to shove it in our faces that you are together!" She crossed her arms across her chest and rolled her eyes. They heard this from her every day. No one stuck up for them.
The bell rang and they all sat down, Juleka beside Rose, everything was perfect, except for one thing.
Lila sat at the top row of the class looking out the window, she looked up. The room was quiet as Mlle. Bustier came in, they all said good morning and the class began with their daily start-up of positive energy. Juleka and Chloé went to the front to say something nice about each other.
âI like your clothes today...â she mumbled softly.
âWhat? I canât hear you!â She said, cupping her ear, she wore bumble bee earrings, and a white dress that clung to her skin, and yellow boot heels. Juleka wore a black âhipsterâ hat, a black halter top, and purple shorts.
âI like your clothes! They look really good! I wish I knew where you got them.â She started mumbling toward the end.
âYou wouldnât be able to afford them anyways. But itâs the Gabriel Agreste line.â Chloe said, looking at her blue painted nails. âBut Im expecting that from a Dyke.â She sighed.
âChloĂ©!!â Marinette gasped grabbing Alyas arm.
âHer sexuality has nothing to do with her fashion sense!â Adrien stood, everyone was yelling at each other, some sneered at Juleka and Rose. Juleka let out a loud sob and ran out of the class room.
âJuleka!â Rose shouted and ran after her.
Hawk moth stood and hit his cane on the ground.
âAh, young love, yet no acceptance. Reminds me of my darling and I...â He looked away. âFly My little akuma, And evilize her!â
"Mlle. Bustier?" Lila said, raising her hand. "May I use the washroom?" She stood up.
"Oui." She smiled. Lila left the room.
'I feel you papillon... where are you?' Lila smiled, a vicious and evil smile. She craved the power of Vulpina.
"Papillon~" She smiled and wandered the halls. A small black butterfly flew around the halls, Lila stopped.
"Why hello gorgeous!" She smiled and held out her hand. "Come to me Hawk Moth And I can make all your dreams come true, this time I won't fail."
Swapped!
(A miraculous ladybug fanfic)
Chapter 2
The sun rose steadily over the city, pale orange light tinted windows and vegetation. Marinette shot out of bed, expecting to be late but for the first time she wasn't. She grabbed her phone and texted Alya.
[I'm up, gonna eat breakfast. Meet you at the park. It happened again.]
Alya read the text but never responded. She was probably getting ready herself, Marinette concluded.
The walk to school was fairly quiet, she had a bag of croissants for her and Alya, her dad made this morning just for them. It was too much so she planned on giving some to Nino and Adrien too. She smiled at the idea of giving them to Adrien and falling in love over croissants.
"Alya!" She smiled and threw her hand up into the warm breeze waving frantically.
"Hey, Girl!" Alya smiled and walked over to her. She always looked amazing, her ombré fade hair was neatly in place, her makeup done cleanly and a light pink lipstick coated her lips. She wore a yellow shirt with a Fox insignia on it, her iconic plaid shirt tide around her waist, and denim shorts. She was quite the fashionista. Nino was on the bench looking at his phone. He was wearing a green, short sleeved, hoodie shirt, and black pants, he wasn't wearing a hat but did have his headphones resting on his neck.
"Yo, dudettes," he looked at them smiling. "Adrien will be here soon."
Marinette smiled and sat beside him, Alya sat beside her.
"So what did you need, girl?"
"You know that dream I've been telling you about?" Marinette said, giving them a croissant.
"Yeah, the one where Chat Noir was Adrien?" Alya said, just then Adrien walked over.
"Me? Chat noir?! Crazy! He's way too cool, and brave to be me!" Adrien said, sitting beside Alya.
"Adrien!" Marinette gasped, her cheeks flushing.
"Hey, dude! We were just talking about that dream Marinette had."
"Nino!" Marinette gasped.
"Oh you didn't tell him?"
"Why would she?"
"I mean, Adrien is the key character in th-" he was cut off by Marinette tackling him. They fell hard onto the ground, marinette on top of him.
"Are those croissants?" Adrien looked at the bag.
"Yeah, want one?" Alya offered, holding up the bag.
"Please!" He smiled. Taking the bag from her and plopping one in his mouth, holding the bag in both.
"Marinette, Girl, you better get off Nino, I'm starting to get jealous." Alya smiled. Marinette got off him and sat back down, leaving a spot for Nino to sit by Alya. Nino got up and sat by Alya, he smiled and held her hand, that wasn't occupied with the croissant bag.
"You know, this dream your having..." Adrien said, holding the croissant. "Does it happen a lot?" Marinette nodded.
"My mom used to say that reoccurring dreams are just you in another life." Adrien shrugged. Marinette smiled at him, to think a world where she and Adrien were together? Her heart fluttered.
"Hey dudes, Im all for stalling, but we should get to school, it's almost time." Nino said, standing up.
"Hey, why are you here so Early, Mari?" Adrien said, poking fun at her usual behavior.
"I couldn't sleep after that dream..." She said, walking into the school. "It felt so real..."
"Well, I can assure you," Adrien said, stopping in front of her. "I'm not Chat Noir. Scouts honor!" She smiled at him, a light blush dusted across her cheeks.
'Of course he's not ChatĂłn, that would be crazy.'
Swapped!
(A miraculous ladybug Fan Fic)
Chapter 1
Marinette laid on her bed, scrolling through her phone looking at "CAT MEMES FT. CHAT NOIR!", she smiled at the photos.
"Silly, Kitty. Always finding himself in trouble." She smiled. Tikki sat on her shoulder giggling with her.
There was a knock on the window.
"Hello?" Marinette sat up and Tikki hid behind her computer. 'ChatĂłn?' She thought, she pulled the blanket off of her and went to the window. The window opened and Chat Noir climbed into the warm house.
"You know, Princess, you should really lock your window at night... creeps could get in." Chat noir smiled, his green eyes shown in the dark lit room.
"Like you?" Marinette shot back with a smile.
"Fiesty." He smiled. Marinette say back down and patted her grey comforter, she moved over for him.
"Come sit, Minou." She smiled at him. Her black hair fell evenly just under her shoulders. She wore a pink shirt and gray yoga pants. Her gentle blue eyes took a note of Chats hesitant movements.
"I want to talk to Adrien..." She said gently, grabbing his black leather gloved hand.
"But... I am Adrien." Chat noir pouted.
"You know what I mean." She said softly, looking into his green eyes. Tikki came out from behind the computer and sat on her shoulder.
"Yeah... Plagg, claws in." Green light seeped from his disguise as it came off. Plagg floated beside Adrien, giving a small wink to Tikki. He didn't meet Marinettes gaze.
"My Lady..." He started and bit his lip, Wondering if he could turn back now. Marinette cupped his cheek gently in her hand, giving him a soft, but firm smile. "Sometimes I wonder if you love me, for the model me... not for who I really am. I am Chat Noir, not Adrien. When I wear that leather disguise, I truly am me. I don't feel like... you love the real me..." He sighed, shifting his cheek from her hand. Marinette looked at him, and heart brokenly, she pulled him close and kissed him.
"I do love you, Adrien, I love you so much. As Chat Noir or Adrien." Marinette said, pulling away, she let her head rest in the nape of his neck. "I just would rather talk to you when you aren't in a leather disguise, when I can really see you." She said softly. He held her hand tightly.
"I love you as Chat noir and Adrien. With or without your mask, you are my life." She said softly to him.
"C'est cela l'amour, tout donner, tout sacrifier sans espoir de retour." They both repeated to each other lovingly.
This is love, give everything, sacrifice everything without hope of return.
Marinette sat up from her bed, clenching her pajama pants.
"Tikki... I had that dream again." She said softly, turning her gaze out the window