season 2 finale time! with how awful the s1 finale was i’m going into this with zero expectations, besides the assumption i’ll probs be left frustrated by lack of closure for many plot points. if the team all gets back together in the same place for at least one scene of substance i’ll consider it a win though
actually the ep title is “Nightwing” so i’m already back to being so annoyed Dick’s adopting this identity by just saying “sure why the hell not” to something Bruce completely designed himself without even a discussion. can’t wait to hear Dick try and rationalize why he chose (he didn’t) this bc of his time in prison. if he even offers an explanation. he probably won’t
ok and NOW i’m clicking play
oh my god Cadmus swapped out Conner’s House of El fuckass t-shirt for a Cadmus logo fuckass t-shirt. does their evil know no bounds?
Rachel’s back to sitting on the Titans Tower kitchen counter with her shoes on
Donna saying they’ll just rely on Kory and Rachel’s powers to do the heavy lifting for breaking into Cadmus. girl you’re an Amazon why are you forgetting your own powers
and ofc they’re going to investigate Gar’s attacks on citizens in their civilian outfits. they probably would’ve gone ahead with the Cadmus break-in plan in their civvies too. god forbid they wear a tactical suit or mission appropriate clothing EVER
Kory just stepped out of the car knowing she’s powerless to draw Slade’s fire, got shot, and immediately went back inside. what did you think was gonna happen?
so sorry but my instinctual reaction to Dick in this suit was to blurt out “Get the fuck off my screen”
THERE’S NOT EVEN A REAL EMBLEM ON HIS CHEST. IT’S JUST A VAGUELY TRIANGULAR SHAPE GOING ACROSS TO HIS SHOULDERS. IN THE WORST BLUE WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONTRAST. i mean it genuinely could be a Batman suit by the looks of it. the blue blob resembles just bat wings more than anything else. so much for branching out to be your own hero. whatever.
HOOHOO DICK’S DOING GOOD ACROBATIC MOVES IN COMBAT THOUGH
ELECTRIFIED ESCRIMA WE UPPPPPP
ROSE SHOWING UP WITH THE FULL SUIT REVEAL (bluer than Dick’s)
I JUST LAUGHED AT ROSE GOING “Is that you?” AT DICK IN HIS NEW SUIT. HIS FACE IS BARELY HIDDEN AND YOU LITERALLY ALREADY KNOW WHO HE IS. WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
“Titans are my family.” Rose girl you barely interacted with any of them let alone actually bonded with them besides Jason who you lied to for the entirety of your relationship if we’re calling it that. and i don’t think you’re welcome after being a spy for Slade the whole time you knew them (though you didn’t really do anything as a spy)
did Donna and Rachel wanna get out of the car to help at all or no? they’re just chilling? Rachel healed Kory fine and now they’re fine just watching Dick and Rose fight Slade alone?
oop Rose just stabbed Slade
Jericho just passed possession from Slade’s mind into Rose’s
is Slade dead or what. i never trust that he ever is in anything
oh NOW Donna’s getting out of the car to be like “hey is Slade dead”
Dick confirming it without even checking for a pulse. GUYS, HE HAS SUPER-HEALING ABILITIES. YOU THINK ONE SWORD WOUND IS GONNA FINISH HIM OFF FOR GOOD???
its Conner v Gar as the Cadmus showdown. this is so messed up. THEY’RE GAMING BUDDIES
EVERYONE SHUT UP. DONNA AND DOVE ARE SUITED UP!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 THEY’RE IN THEIR ACTUAL SUITS FOR THIS ONE THANK GOD!
can Rachel just undo Gar’s brainwashing via healing touch
the Kory, Donna, Dawn trio is so good i love their interactions
Kory why would you approach a brainwashed Conner who just beat Donna when you don’t have your powers
HANK ENTRANCE I’M GIGGLING
if Conner kills Hank right now it’s all over actually
THEM ALL JUST AGREEING TO KILL CONNER HELLO I DON’T THINK YOU DO NEED TO THAT ACTUALLY
jesus christ that’s my fault for thinking we might get a finale without a Bruce sighting. it’s the TITANS show. why is Bruce doing everything for them that’s quite literally the antithesis to the entire point of the team
he hijacked Cadmus’ systems to stop the bidding for Conner and filled their monitors with emojis instead. no. i don’t think he would do that.
Dick just spawned into the carnival
“Perfect timing.” that’s what i’m saying Kory
“Things are getting super fucking ugly out here.” “You’re not gonna make fun of my suit?” “I just did. 😁” “I missed this.” OH HANK AND DICK YOU MAKE ME GIGGLE
Rachel talking Gar down by reminding him of when he did the same for her when everyone was under Trigon’s control oh bbrae let’s go bbrae
THE MONTAGE OF GAR WITH EVERYONE
SHE DID IT SHE GOT THROUGH TO HIM AND HE TURNED BACK AND SHE’S GIVING HIM HER LONG ASS ROBE-LIKE COAT TO WEAR
Rachel is utilizing her goop for good finally and bringing Dick into Conner’s mind to fight the brainwashing this is insane
Dick is literally punching and breaking down the walls of Conner’s mind to let in the sunlight that gives him the power to break free from Mercy’s control. cinema
and now Dick and Conner are in a mental corn field in Conner’s mind cause that’s what the sunlight led to sure
“You’re a part of our family, Conner. We’ll always find you.” i don’t think anyone except Jason, Kory, and Gar have actually spoken to Conner. he was passed out from his kryptonite wounds while the whole team broke apart he’s really just some guy that they gave medical treatment to and Gar hung out with for a few days. like has Dick even met him genuinely?? just throwing around the word family all willy-nilly once again. at least last season it made sense bc ofc they have to get the core four together somehow but this is just doing too much. it’s like fucking Olive Garden up in here with how casually they’re saying anyone’s family
CONNER’S FLYING 🥳 WITH TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING. it’s in his mind but still
Mercy ordering Cadmus to shoot at Conner cause he’s coming for them. y’all quite literally know regular bullets won’t affect him you made him that way
THE ENTIRE TEAM (sans Jason but it’s fine) IS GATHERED TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE‼️THAT’S A WIN IN MY BOOK AS MY PREVIOUSLY SET VERY LOW BAR FOR THE EP!
WHY WOULD DONNA DO THAT. CONNER IS RIGHT THERE HE SHOULD’VE BEEN ABLE TO SAVE DAWN INSTEAD.
shut the fuck up. Donna’s dead. this dumb ass show i cannot stand it.
obviously knew something bad was about to happen considering they were all standing together being like yay we won! (and cause the ep was far from over) but didn’t think it’d immediately be Donna dying for the dumbest reason purely as a “Gotcha!” moment
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE BRUCE IS DELIVERING THE ELEGY IN A VOICE OVER? WHAT AM I BEING FORCED TO WATCH RIGHT NOW IN ALL SINCERITY
gee i wonder how the team is gonna respond to this considering they have a great track record with dealing with death in emotionally mature ways!
i can’t even appreciate Rachel comforting Gar bc this is so so dumb
IS THIS MEANT TO BE CASSIE WHO IS THIS
WELL DICK JUST HANDED HER THE LASSO SO YEAH
ok don’t give me a name or further context to figure it out i didn’t wanna know i guess even though that seems pretty important
Rachel’s just going to Themyscira with dead Donna?? girl did they even invite you? i think it’s a pretty exclusive place to get into
Jason showed up on his motorcycle just to watch them pass over Donna’s casket from afar then stare at Dick and drive off
hit me with Rachel doing some demonic goop thing to bring Donna back from the dead
no why would they do that when they could instead cut to another torturous scene of Dick and Bruce
Dick admitting that he shouldn’t have left Gar alone and commending his efforts to keep the Titans together thank god for him stepping up to do that much as the adult finally
rousing music playing as Hank and Dawn talk please lead to a makeup kiss and getting back together
or yes? what are the implications there of “I think Hank and Dawn are over.” “What about Hawk and Dove?”
KORY IS THANKING BRUCE FOR ASSEMBLING THEM AT ELKO DINER. IF BRUCE IS ABOUT TO SAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT I WAS NEVER THERE
“I’m not quite sure what you’re referring to.” BROOOO
“I’ve never been to Nevada.” BROOOO
I KNEW IT COULDN’T HAVE JUST BEEN BRUCE. SUPERNATURAL FORCES WERE AT PLAY. WHICH ONE IS THE QUESTION? JUST RACHEL’S DEMONIC SIDE??
did Rachel siphon Kory’s powers somehow? like they’re only just NOW wondering what’s been going on with Rachel’s powers??
this ceremonial ass scene of them slowly standing up one by one to respond to a public disturbance by each making the individual choice to still be a hero. was that ever in question? obviously they were all going to keep being Titans no one suggested otherwise
all for the slo-mo strutting toward camera in formation shot
AND I’M KEEPING THE FINALE ON EVEN AS IT FADES TO BLACK AT THE END THIS TIME TO SEE WHAT MIGHT COME NEXT I LEARNED MY LESSON LAST TIME
Blackfire on Earth that’s what comes next
certainly a better finale than last season though that bar was quite literally in hell with Trigon. stay tuned for more of my reflections in my s2 overall thoughts post!