Bruce Wayne Shitposter TheResurrectionist on ao3

here to talk about Bruce Wayne/Batfamily/Superbat/Etc with you, no <1 8 please

[lethologicaee]

bruce wayne dilf agenda

[jamqyu]

long time no jasey toddie 🫦❤️‍🔥🏍️

[frownyalfred]

me, an autistic omega deferring (not making eye contact) to literally everyone:

everyone else: ??????

Dentist: so next time I see you, I want you to be flossing twice a day and—

you: ❌👁️❌👁️❌

Dentist: jesus fucking christ

[al5asa]

Just let out a really loud sigh...

Mind you this is from a comic that celebrates the Asian heritage of superheroes.

[why-i-love-comics]

Batwoman #4 (2026) DC Pride variant by Betsy Cola

[frownyalfred]

Tumblr: here’s a JonDami post for you based off your likes

Me who genuinely thought I was liking Superbat posts the entire time:

[dictearchive]

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Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL

[frownyalfred]

fic idea: Clark’s escape pod was supposed to be a temporary way to keep him safe and bridge the civilization’s of Krypton and Earth as Krypton resettled in their outpost/tributary planets. when Clark reaches a majority (35?) his parents and General Zod come for him on Earth. they reveal that this planet is also doomed, just like Krypton was; the blast wave of Krypton’s destruction will reach to the very edge of this galaxy and take this planet with it.

their only request? come with them, back to Krypton, with a small selection of Earth’s inhabitants he finds “worthy” to rebuild and integrate with Kryptonians on the new planets. they have moments, maybe only minutes, to make this decision.

Clark is what he calls “selfish”: he takes Lois, Jimmy, his Ma and Pa, Bruce and Alfred and the Batkids and whatever JL members are currently on Earth. they have no choice. they’re knocked out and loaded onto ships, because they wouldn’t leave willingly. not one of them would.

the fic is the after effects, the horror, of that decision, played out in the interpersonal. Clark resumes his place in Kryptonian society and grapples with the fact that he failed Earth without even realizing. and he punished his closest friends and family by taking them with him.

[frownyalfred]

I assumed you have a meal/nutri plan !

Did I do the ask game well?

Yes! And you’re right. I do have a plan, but it has mostly reverted to Chipotle bowls of varying ingredients since I’m crazy busy with work rn. Actually, I might go get one of those right now…

[frownyalfred]

Ask game: if you're not already involved, I think you'd do great in research since a lot of your writing seems to touch on such a wide range of topics that you seem to pick up really easily and manage to pass the sniff test

OH also, on the backend of that, you give off the vibe that you're really good at thinking on your feet, sort of a pragmatic person who is really good at looking at the small details to figure out the big picture of things

Thank you so much!! I like to think I’m quick on my feet and good at general intermediate research. Or maybe I’m just really good at writing stuff that makes me sound intelligent 😅

I am very good in a crisis and always have been. Getting anon hate sends me into fight or flight sometimes though 🤣🤣🤣

[frownyalfred]

res got accused of being rich and died lol. A few years ago when I did this someone literally told me “it’s clear you’ve never actually been to college” and like wow. Burn.

Ooof BRUTAL. Were they right? Either way, yikes!

I am very much not rich, for the record 😅

[bamboozledjasontodd]

The Bat Boys

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, and Duke Thomas

The Bat Girls

[frownyalfred]

Tumblr: here’s a JonDami post for you based off your likes

Me who genuinely thought I was liking Superbat posts the entire time:

[frownyalfred]

Omg the eye deferring post has opened my third eye to autistic omegaverse

Most of my autism symptoms are social so imagining that ramped up to 3000 is just akdfamgx

Especially paired with hyper/hyposensitivity, like imaging being able to smell so much of the pheromones from others but having no idea what they mean or how to act because of them

I feel like you’d either do really well or really badly in an omegaverse setting 😅 I think most people get the gist of events even if they can’t pinpoint super specific emotions, but the eye contact thing could be risky because everyone would think you’re deferring to them 24/7.

[frownyalfred]

Ask game: I know you've kind of said it before, but just rich people stuff in general. You know a lot

[chimaerakitten]

idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes

[chimaerakitten]

…well this post sure took off

[bamsara]

new ask game; what do you think my hobby, skillset or knowledge or any other details of me based off my writing

[frownyalfred]

I’ll take “that’s kind of fucked up actually” and other things you can say about Bruce Wayne for 300$, please.