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#back as my pinned post now 💜#all things as they should be

FYI to under the Ivy followers, I’m working hard to get a chapter out this weekend but my writing time just got halved.

I already have about 3k written — would folks prefer potentially just reading that (I’m working on increasing it still don’t worry) or would you prefer me to skip a week and roll it into a larger chapter (prob 10-12k)

#under the ivy #myfic #theresurrectionist #a room full of coral #CRU

ohhhh my gosh. Roy already struggled with just a hint of scent from a fuckin' bug. Now he just ate that guy out. Ohhh boy. Oh boy.

Surely they’ll be normal about that…right?

#asks #myfic #theresurrectionist #a room full of coral #under the ivy #a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw

frownyalfred

DC comics (cough, injustice) really skip right from a big major character death to "and then Bruce punched a wall in the Cave until he literally didn't have knuckles anymore" instead of like, I don't know, writing about a man crying when sad

violentbat

I want you to picture mild mannered Clark Kent, with possibly a budding crush on Bruce Wayne, sitting across from a very shirtless and animated Bruce Wayne who is waving all over the place and practically vibrating with manic energy as he blabs about coffee, his kids, his enemies and tries to sell you on his whole shtick.

"You're a... vigilante" is a nice way to put, "how much fucking speed have you done, hot stuff?"

jamqyu

long time no jasey toddie 🫦❤️‍🔥🏍️

me, an autistic omega deferring (not making eye contact) to literally everyone:

everyone else: ??????

Dentist: so next time I see you, I want you to be flossing twice a day and—

you: ❌👁️❌👁️❌

Dentist: jesus fucking christ

#asks #anon #jkjk

al5asa

Just let out a really loud sigh...

Mind you this is from a comic that celebrates the Asian heritage of superheroes.

why-i-love-comics

Batwoman #4 (2026) DC Pride variant by Betsy Cola

frownyalfred

Tumblr: here’s a JonDami post for you based off your likes

Me who genuinely thought I was liking Superbat posts the entire time:

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Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL

frownyalfred

fic idea: Clark’s escape pod was supposed to be a temporary way to keep him safe and bridge the civilization’s of Krypton and Earth as Krypton resettled in their outpost/tributary planets. when Clark reaches a majority (35?) his parents and General Zod come for him on Earth. they reveal that this planet is also doomed, just like Krypton was; the blast wave of Krypton’s destruction will reach to the very edge of this galaxy and take this planet with it.

their only request? come with them, back to Krypton, with a small selection of Earth’s inhabitants he finds “worthy” to rebuild and integrate with Kryptonians on the new planets. they have moments, maybe only minutes, to make this decision.

Clark is what he calls “selfish”: he takes Lois, Jimmy, his Ma and Pa, Bruce and Alfred and the Batkids and whatever JL members are currently on Earth. they have no choice. they’re knocked out and loaded onto ships, because they wouldn’t leave willingly. not one of them would.

the fic is the after effects, the horror, of that decision, played out in the interpersonal. Clark resumes his place in Kryptonian society and grapples with the fact that he failed Earth without even realizing. and he punished his closest friends and family by taking them with him.

I assumed you have a meal/nutri plan !

Did I do the ask game well?

Yes! And you’re right. I do have a plan, but it has mostly reverted to Chipotle bowls of varying ingredients since I’m crazy busy with work rn. Actually, I might go get one of those right now…

#asks #anon #ask game

Ask game: if you're not already involved, I think you'd do great in research since a lot of your writing seems to touch on such a wide range of topics that you seem to pick up really easily and manage to pass the sniff test

OH also, on the backend of that, you give off the vibe that you're really good at thinking on your feet, sort of a pragmatic person who is really good at looking at the small details to figure out the big picture of things

Thank you so much!! I like to think I’m quick on my feet and good at general intermediate research. Or maybe I’m just really good at writing stuff that makes me sound intelligent 😅

I am very good in a crisis and always have been. Getting anon hate sends me into fight or flight sometimes though 🤣🤣🤣

#asks #anon #ask game

res got accused of being rich and died lol. A few years ago when I did this someone literally told me “it’s clear you’ve never actually been to college” and like wow. Burn.

Ooof BRUTAL. Were they right? Either way, yikes!

I am very much not rich, for the record 😅

#asks #anon #ask game