what a stupid fucking name

nobody busts more to the sound of their own name than the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

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there is one train named greg on the network. find her

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dont leave your trains in the back of the fridge too long or they get squishy

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hanna montanna please sponsor my railway

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imagine several burgers. train can't do that. aphantasia :(

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stepping on train like goomba

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she steps on me like train

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this train is intercity because it goes in ter city. haha get it? haha please tell me you get it

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i have cheese on one train and mayonaise on the other. can we make a sandwich? i think hovis knows something....

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went to pride and the voyagers were kissing #goodforthem

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notoriously, there are never any train communities for men

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hey so we lost the trains

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salad tomato railway

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do you think the train announcer has ever stubbed their toe live on air

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this feels painfully targeted

girl who stubbed has within the last day stubbed her shin more than 3 times

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i slide a potato into your pocket. it's a big day for spuds on this train..

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do you think the train announcer has ever stubbed their toe live on air

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i coat my train in salad dressing and then... ☝️i eated it

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honestly i feel like our best posts are wasted here

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this my train oc its very powerful. it has laser eyes that kill you 1000 times instantly