Assault Life

-non sibi sed patriae-

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[gemini]

My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog becomes a shark after seeing new carpet at home

[bishopdane]

[1st-1]

I’d be more terrified by the absence of aliens in the universe rather than the presence of them.

[okaymad]

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[curlsandstems]

My future husband has to have this same energy

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Man y'all say this but always end up saying it’s getting annoying and shit

[thedisgruntleddoc]

@gray-firearms this is literally how me and the wife feel all the time when one is gone.. additionally bro full homo. I miss you.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Dawww y'all adorable. And full homo right back at ya luva boi

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

“Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”

[kenway]

I am absolutely fucking LOSING IT right now i love cr1itikal so much

[craicchapel]

me every day on this website

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Ok… but… who the fuck asked you?

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

[wildernessdaily]

[josey76]

[animalrates]

A dog can NEVER be too big to be a lapdog. 14/10 too cute for words.

[animalrates]

Here’s a chocolate labrador. Need one in my life. 13/10 would play with all day

[pagesofpaigess]

@red-faced-wolf

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS GOOD AS THIS DOGGO.