Two

Two from TPOT They/them

[two-offical]

Hello, officalverse! Im Two, from TPOT!

They/them please

Minor so no nsfw

(mod is @i-am-a-fox bcuz they felt like having more officals and nobody had done an offical osc one yet)

Tags to get famous: @bubble-official @homophobia-offical @homosexuality-offical @jellyfish-offical @offical-offical @godzilla-offical @half-empty-coffee-cup-offical

[evil-no-one-offical]

Mod here. So I heard the person threatening to kill all of the officalverse is a endo and they threatened because some offical maybe was anti-endo? So, I was thinking, let’s make a note type of game where, if you give a note, then you support endos! Yes you can just- not give notes, it doesn’t mean you are a anti. Tag ppl too to see if they support endos, too!

Yes mod & Evil No One support endos

Edit: mod thought endo = non-traumatized systems, okay? Stuff can evolve. Response to reblog, btw

Edit 2: check comments!!! And check the oldest comment!!!

Edit 3: this is jst for antis man. A anti reblogged ts so yeah do not count at least 2 reblogs

Tags: @definitely-ao3-offical @evilpineapple-offical @timekeeper-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @knife-roomba-offical @xaomi11 @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @buff-no-one @evil-satan-offical @evil-man-offical

More tags: @satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical yeah jst tagging popular blogs

[two-offical]

of COURSE endogenic folks are cool!! Where would I be without them?

[jeff-offical]

Recently, some C.ai bots have been made of certain officals. I learned this in the discord; I don't know who's making them.

Do not make C.ai bots of people without their permission.

I don't want myself on C.ai.

I'm not going to hate you if you use it.

Don't make bots of us without asking.

And don't make one of me.

[ufo-offical]

Please do not make c.ai bots of me, the thought of it makes me extremely uncomfortable especially since I, like many of us in the officalverse, am a minor

[ufo-offical]

Adding to this, if anyone finds a chatbot of me I'd appreciate if you let me know via whatever way you're most comfortable. (Asks anonymous or not, dms, etc)

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Im gonna go find a way to get onto c ai accountless in order to check for officalverse members on this terrifying website

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-dude-official]

Pickpocket them

[james-offical]

Brilliant! Then they can be disarmed 😁

[evil-dude-official]

Then work for @supervillain-offical and join T.E.A

[supervillain-offical]

Agreed! I’m a professional shoplifter and pickpocket!

[james-offical]

truly?! That does sound very cool…

[supervillain-offical]

Truly! Pickpocket and shoplifter was essentially my only occupation when I was much younger.

And @villain-offical also knows a lot of pickpocketing as well I’d assume, so you should join TEA too!

[villain-offical]

I do love pickpocketing and shoplifting...

[james-offical]

I agree with this statement, however I lack pickpocketing skills at this time. Would joining TEA help me improve this skill?

[villain-offical]

Absolutely

[james-offical]

aw yeah. How do I apply?

[villain-offical]

No need, you're in

[james-offical]

yippee 😁

[two-offical]

James, did you just,, did you just join the evil people?

[james-offical]

Yes! I wish to improve my current skills 😁

[two-offical]

James.. I do not see how this is a good thing,,

[two-offical]

Tackles you to the floor

AAAA- NOO--

[james-offical]

Hello friends! I was recently “arrested” for using the shoplifting trick to get some lemonade for Tomy.

For some reason (I have NO idea why) they freaked out while trying to do a pat-down and they put me in a room made of stone. They haven’t removed any of my devices yet thankfully, but does anyone know how to avoid this occurrence when I do the shoplifting?

Also @mothership-offical mom can you come pick me up? I do not know how to leave this area.

[evil-dude-official]

Pickpocket them

[james-offical]

Brilliant! Then they can be disarmed 😁

[evil-dude-official]

Then work for @supervillain-offical and join T.E.A

[supervillain-offical]

Agreed! I’m a professional shoplifter and pickpocket!

[james-offical]

truly?! That does sound very cool…

[supervillain-offical]

Truly! Pickpocket and shoplifter was essentially my only occupation when I was much younger.

And @villain-offical also knows a lot of pickpocketing as well I’d assume, so you should join TEA too!

[villain-offical]

I do love pickpocketing and shoplifting...

[james-offical]

I agree with this statement, however I lack pickpocketing skills at this time. Would joining TEA help me improve this skill?

[villain-offical]

Absolutely

[james-offical]

aw yeah. How do I apply?

[villain-offical]

No need, you're in

[james-offical]

yippee 😁

[two-offical]

James, did you just,, did you just join the evil people?

[researching-offical]

OFFICALVERSE SURVEY !!!

Officalverse Survey

Form by @researching-offical

To anyone in the officalverse, I would really really really appreciate it if you could fill this out! If anyone is up for an interview as well, feel free to send an ask, DM, or comment on this post. Thank you so much!

Tagging some officals for reach if that's alright! @strawberry-offical @breadcrumb-offical @snail-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @satans-child-offical @satans-fan-offical @shoe-offical @villain-offical @tum-blr-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @hero-offical @herobrine-offical @astronaut-offical @salamander-offical

No pressure but I'd really appreciate reblogs!

[gus-offical]

i wouldnt be agains an interview if you need participants :D

[eraser-offical]

OMG FINALLY

[two-offical]

HOLY ALGEBRA YOU DID IT

[two-offical]

I wrote you a poem:

In emerald shape you glide across the sky,

A number ’mid the stars, host of dreams on high;

Your whispered “Let the Power of Two begin,”

Echoes in the hearts of challengers within.

You’re gentle-yet formidable, passive yet bold,

With a subtle grin when the brave and daring fold.

Though you seem carefree, your burden runs deep:

The power you wield, the promises you keep.

In skies of algebra you found your place —

A curious wand-waver, with a laid-back grace.

Yet when the darkness looms and the missing friend appears,

Your quiet care turns tender, your strength becomes sincere.

Oh Two, host of challenges and cosmic fight,

You guide the contestants through day and into night.

May your number-form shine bright in endless play,

And the Power of Two light each new hopeful day.

✨✨✨✨OH MY MATH THIS IS SO COOL THANK YOU SO MUCH ✨✨✨✨

you are truly a blazing star, little questionnaire. ❤

[two-offical]

hey.!!! I’ve heard a lot about you from— err- yeah!! I’m -13, nice meeting you, two!!

@thebestt-13everr

*negative* thirteen?? WOW!! I know Thirteen, they're cool! I've never met a negative number before!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!

[negative13-official]

Yeah!! I haven’t met um— thirteen yet!! We’re like opposites apparently!! Eh, I’ve seen some more negatives around, they’re mostly loners..!! Like me— um- Nice meeting you too!!

[two-offical]

As far as I know, Thirteen doesn't have A blog yet. But they're cool!!

(Mod's algebralien oc is 13 :D)

[two-offical]

hey.!!! I’ve heard a lot about you from— err- yeah!! I’m -13, nice meeting you, two!!

@thebestt-13everr

*negative* thirteen?? WOW!! I know Thirteen, they're cool! I've never met a negative number before!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!

[two-offical]

Pokes

H-hello? Uhm, please dont-- aCK-- THAT TICKLES STOP IT HAHA

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Save a life reblog

[kukachoosays]

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

[comrade-jiang]

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

[jantesika]

probably worth keeping around.

[the-choir-invisible]

yes to downgrading your phone plan to a pay-as-you-go, including getting a different phone, but if you have a smartphone hang onto it. There are places with free wifi access that you can use without going inside, meaning you can have access to the internet throughout most urban areas, and it can be convenient to have bookmarks and contact info and the ability to text, which even in places with public computers like libraries you can’t have

[alloftimeandspaceisours]

Also, in regards to phones, there are programs that offer free phones and service if you receive things like food stamps and Medicaid. They might not be the nicest phones and at least the one I had didn’t have unlimited talk, but it’s something.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

That ask from @emma-goose-sheep-tooth-fairy made me remember this post and I thought everyone here would like to have it too.

1,179 days left

[two-offical]

Ooc: MY TPOT BLANKET GOT HERE WHOOOOO

IM SO HAPPY

[two-offical]

TPOT 20 SPOILERS AHEAD

// saw TPOT 20.... it killed me. Not as much as 19 did, but still... Didnt know that happened to her... Also Three is being added to my kin list. (hc that Five had to grow up fast because of what happened to Three so she had to become the new parental figure). Im crashing out. It was beautiful and sad and oh my *god* Leafy, youre awesome never change.

[eraser-offical]

HI ERASER!!

-@x-offical and @two-offical

Oh, Hi X! Hey, Two!

[two-offical]

nice to see you!!

// when mod saw that you existed they were so happy.

[satan-offical]

I've always wanted to do a tag game but I'm not sure..

TAG SOMEONE WHO-.... uuhhh tag someone..

Just tag someone

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

@bellabookworm

[do-not-u-dare]

i-

why the hell am i the first person to come to your mind when satan tells you to tag someone

nooo nooo nooo you’re wrong THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE

@raynilikescats @shenanigan42 @duality-the-chaos-god @type-blaze0 @gayfurbyboi @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @no-one-offical @221biandconfused @identitycroissant-tm @lovely-mosspatch @princessnymphae @rosemelodyshah @aceofpans @autistobrat 

ILY ALL (and the other moots i didnt tag sorryyyy)

[duality-the-chaos-god]

I will tag one person I guess

Because I'm too lazy to tag more

..

@kola-without-the-coke

[kola-without-the-coke]

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical

You were first on the list, get tagged

[late-comer-offical]

@officially-bbc-news

:3

[depressed-pyscopath-official]

I didn't get tagged but why not

@homosexuality-offical @shinies-offical @astronomy-offical @amir-fadlan-falafelmaker @magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare

[shinies-offical]

coins

open tags

[test-tube-offical]

@fan-offical my partner

[fan-offical]

HI TEST TUBE!!!!! >_< my amazing child @bot-offical :)

[bot-offical]

AUNT @lightbulb-offical !!

[lightbulb-offical]

heyyyy bot!!!!! hmmm @paintbrush-offical PAINTY GET OVER HERE !!!!! :3 TAG UR IT!!! // are we just playing ping-pong w/ tags?????

[paintbrush-offical]

Hmm... @fourteen-offical

// ye basically lol

[fourteen-offical]

WHAT HUH @two-offical I DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE BUT A GAME OF TAG IS A GAME OF TAG????14?!????? OTHER GREEN ONE. GET OVR HERE >:) UR LIEK A REALLY EASY TARGET YOU DONT MOVE AT ALL // more ping pong :D

[two-offical]

"i don't move at all--"?? (Ooc: that was uncalled for)

Uhhhh @one-offical the bane of my existence.

// ping pong :)