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mnshan

needklainenow

Leave all your memories behind

kujakumai

why do all of KC's identical hackerwomen look like that

Company-Mandated Uniform

They just did that and Kaiba genuinely has no idea why

Voting ended on19h

reshidei

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

zoctopode

this is why you shouldn't swear

judgedarts

🅳🆄🅴🅻 🅳🅸🆂🅺 ita pouches 😳

had so much fun designing these! i've always thought it would be so cool to wear a duel disk somehow so i thought it would be really neat to make it a wearable pouch

you can grab one here if you'd like:

❤️ judgedarts.bigcartel.com 💙

shootingstarsue

Osiris: I summon Slifer the executive producer!

Ra: Come forth! Mega Ultra Chicken!

Seth: Nek, what is this thing? Obelisk the tormentor? Who designed that? Do they not know what an Obelisk looks like?!

mahoukarp-official

blue eyes white cinnamoroll

way-too-hemsi

ah yes, the three genders

kaibacorpstocksplit

honestly the worst part of being a kaiba fan is knowing that i’ll never win this hard at liking a character ever again

kaibacorpstocksplit

you like a guy for his cool dragons and then the anime goes out of its way to commit more time just to include him, you even get extra arcs just to explore his character even more. the manga’s ultimate conclusion is literally a whole movie focused on him. there is an entire official merch store themed after him. he’s the single most important character in the entire yugioh franchise. and crucially, this also nets you even more of the cool dragon you like.

#it's fucking true

2012-04-18

psinesthesia

blue-eyes & red-eyes

kaibacorpintern

"why tf kaiba do all of that just to duel atem" wow so crazy that this happened in a manga / anime where duels via card games are inherently dialectical for the characters and fundamental to understanding how the characters relate to each other, themselves, and the world at large. bananas

kaibacorpintern

have to give a lot of credit to kazuki takahashi, whose high school horror manga got turned into an enormous commercial trading card vehicle by his editorial powers, and still he managed to tell extremely compelling stories about our connections to each other, the value and power of our connections, the process of actualizing and becoming THROUGH our connections, the difficulties of processing grief, trauma, abandonment, identity, etc. AND he did all of this through some absolutely fucking insane trading card duels

kujakumai

what I like about Yugi is that he is definitely in that "kind non-violent all-loving friendships-everyone" protagonist archetype but most of the time we expect those sorts of characters to wear their hearts on their sleeves or solve their problems via communication and understanding, whereas one of Yugi Muto's defining character traits is that he'd rather die than admit he has a problem. you can pour soup directly in his lap and he'll be like "oh that's okay ^_^" while internally burning with such an unquenchable incandescent rage at you that 30 minutes later his evil shadow self confronts you in a back alley and forces you to play something called Knife Pogs (a game he just made up that's like Pogs but the pogs are knives so every time you hit the stack a bunch of knives fly out and stab you in the kneecaps). so that's fun

derinthescarletpescatarian

Remember when Yugi's class lost their good school fair table to another class because a bully was a bit overbearing about it so Yami invented Gunpowder Air Hockey and blew him up? That was great. I don't think they'd introduced the card game yet at that point.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#dont forget the part about gunpowder air hockey where the puck was made of ice with a gunpowder core and it was on a hot plate#so A: every second spent with it in play it was melting#and B: every single hit chipped away at the ice#second favorite yugioh moment#only second to the taser torture scene#yugioh

The taser torture scene was so cool he fuckin fried those motherfuckers

derinthescarletpescatarian

#what the fuck is the plot of yugioh

Oh you do not want to get into something as esoteric as the plot

derinthescarletpescatarian

#I can't tell if this is true or a bit

I found a video about it

derinthescarletpescatarian

#the burger hostage scenario was a personal fav as a youth#but gunpowder air hockey did rule

My favourite part of Gunpowder Air Hockey was just how unbelievably out of proportion the punishment was for the crime. The others were like "wow that's a bit much" but most of them could be seen as over-the-top attempts to protect people. But air hockey dude was like. It's a table at a school fair. Maybe let this one live.