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[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

You know, I was wondering why you were hiding. So, what’s out there that chased you in here?

[greenflyingsaucer]

[whispers] Unicron. I don’t know how I summoned him but he sounded like he wanted to eat me.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Unicron?! Huh. Okay. Not what I expected to hear but uh yeah…. Don’t worry. I’ll keep you safe

[greenflyingsaucer]

Huh? What were you expecting? Do I have more enemies that I don’t know about?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

I don’t know. I figured maybe someone who I could fight for you. Unicron though…. There’s nothing I can do with that

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh… I mean that’s fine, as long as I can keep hiding here. Thanks, though. You know, for wanting to protect me.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Of course. I look out for my friends, Cosmos. You should know this by now.

Do you want anything to drink?

[greenflyingsaucer]

Huh? Oh, thanks, but I think I'm too nervous to drink anything right now. Maybe later. I will just go sit in a corner and shake in fear for a while.

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

You know, I was wondering why you were hiding. So, what’s out there that chased you in here?

[greenflyingsaucer]

[whispers] Unicron. I don’t know how I summoned him but he sounded like he wanted to eat me.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Unicron?! Huh. Okay. Not what I expected to hear but uh yeah…. Don’t worry. I’ll keep you safe

[greenflyingsaucer]

Huh? What were you expecting? Do I have more enemies that I don’t know about?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

I don’t know. I figured maybe someone who I could fight for you. Unicron though…. There’s nothing I can do with that

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh... I mean that’s fine, as long as I can keep hiding here. Thanks, though. You know, for wanting to protect me.

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

You know, I was wondering why you were hiding. So, what’s out there that chased you in here?

[greenflyingsaucer]

[whispers] Unicron. I don’t know how I summoned him but he sounded like he wanted to eat me.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Unicron?! Huh. Okay. Not what I expected to hear but uh yeah…. Don’t worry. I’ll keep you safe

[greenflyingsaucer]

Huh? What were you expecting? Do I have more enemies that I don’t know about?

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

You know, I was wondering why you were hiding. So, what’s out there that chased you in here?

[greenflyingsaucer]

[whispers] Unicron. I don’t know how I summoned him but he sounded like he wanted to eat me.

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Hello Cosmos. Of course you can hide here. Just ah… Keep an eye out for the organic creatures that also keep ending up here.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh yeah, I can do that. You know, keeping an eye out for things is sort of my only talent. But… how many are there exactly? And why do you have those?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Three? Uh four? Maybe? The human I took in brings them home. She takes care of them. I walk around them. That’s just how it goes.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Huh, I guess I can just... hover above them. Then I will not step on anyone. Anyway, don’t you wanna know why I’m in hiding? Aren’t you curious? At least a tiny little bit?

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Hello Cosmos. Of course you can hide here. Just ah… Keep an eye out for the organic creatures that also keep ending up here.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh yeah, I can do that. You know, keeping an eye out for things is sort of my only talent. But... how many are there exactly? And why do you have those?

[greenflyingsaucer]

@betterdoctorthanyou Hey, Pharma, buddy? Can I uh, hide at your place for a bit?

[greenflyingsaucer]

For some inexplicable reason, I still exist.

[until-all-is-undone]

It could be arranged for you to not.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Actually, I changed my mind! Existing is pretty great! So no, thank you!!!

[until-all-is-undone]

Shame. I was looking forward to a good meal.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Have you tried a cheeseburger? Humans say those are pretty good.

[greenflyingsaucer]

For some inexplicable reason, I still exist.

[until-all-is-undone]

It could be arranged for you to not.

[greenflyingsaucer]

Actually, I changed my mind! Existing is pretty great! So no, thank you!!!

[greenflyingsaucer]

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@guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent

“Chief Tyrest, sir? Uh, it’s an honor! Are those new holes? They, uh… suit you!”

[guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent]

A small sigh, but a slight smile. “I’m going to ignore that last part, but yes, it’s a pleasure. It’s Cosmos, yes?”

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh. So complimenting the holes hadn’t been a good idea then? Cosmos would have to be more considerate next time. “It is! How do you know? Not that you wouldn’t be able to find out but… people usually ignore me.” And why was someone like Tyrest talking to him anyway?

[guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent]

“I know a lot more than people may think.” He smiles, and shakes his helm slightly. “Well, maybe we could change that, yes? See, I have a job offer for you.”

[greenflyingsaucer]

“A job? For me? Is... is it a surveillance job? Cause, you know, that’s what I usually have to do.” Cosmos tried not to sound too disappointed. But he had hoped that maybe Tyrest would just want to talk to him because he looked like an interesting mech to talk to or something. Still, he would have to take what he could get, right?

[greenflyingsaucer]

For some inexplicable reason, I still exist.

[greenflyingsaucer]

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@guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent

“Chief Tyrest, sir? Uh, it’s an honor! Are those new holes? They, uh… suit you!”

[guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent]

A small sigh, but a slight smile. “I’m going to ignore that last part, but yes, it’s a pleasure. It’s Cosmos, yes?”

[greenflyingsaucer]

Oh. So complimenting the holes hadn’t been a good idea then? Cosmos would have to be more considerate next time. “It is! How do you know? Not that you wouldn’t be able to find out but... people usually ignore me.” And why was someone like Tyrest talking to him anyway?

[greenflyingsaucer]

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@guiltiswhatmakesusdifferent

“Chief Tyrest, sir? Uh, it’s an honor! Are those new holes? They, uh... suit you!”

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Who wants to sit with me while I drink and cry?

[greenflyingsaucer]

I’ll sit with you. What happened?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Ah nothing in particular. Just a mood drop I guess

[greenflyingsaucer]

Okay. Well I’m here for you. I got big shoulders to cry on.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

I- why are you so nice to me Cosmos? I’ve never done the same for you…

[greenflyingsaucer]

You have been nice to me too. And I bet if I wanted to drink and cry, you would be there for me just like this.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Who wants to sit with me while I drink and cry?

[greenflyingsaucer]

I’ll sit with you. What happened?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Ah nothing in particular. Just a mood drop I guess

[greenflyingsaucer]

Okay. Well I'm here for you. I got big shoulders to cry on.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Who wants to sit with me while I drink and cry?

[greenflyingsaucer]

I'll sit with you. What happened?

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Its SinDay and you’re all being freakishly well behaved

[betterdoctorthanyou]

Uh… Sure. Yeah. I’ll hug you. Thanks, I think

[greenflyingsaucer]

[puts his arms around Pharma and presses close] You’re welcome.

[betterdoctorthanyou]

[Just sighs and squeezes him tight] Ah so do you do this for all the sad mechs you meet or am I just lucky?

[greenflyingsaucer]

I don't do that for everyone, just the mechs I like. And you're my friend so of course I like you, too.