pewds plays the last guardian - sentence starters.
“ what do you mean ‘go home’ ? we’re friends for life now.”
“ jesus, you almost killed me.”
“ where the hell are we?”
“ are those tires in the sky?”
“ are we gonna go up there? are we gonna go all the way?”
“ never mind, there’s nothing here… or is there?”
“ oh my god, this is terrifying.”
“ it’s very cool, but very scary, all right?”
“ let me jump up on you.”
“ oh my god, that looks terrifying. what the hell?”
“ all right, i’ll be going this way.”
“ whatever, i don’t care.”
“ all right, let’s take it really easy. real nice and easy. tip-tappity-toe.”
“ look, it’s safer this way.”
“ why did i just do that?”
“ hey, stop. don’t worry about it, all right?”
“ if you do that, y’know, A-PLUS, i’ll be really impressed.”
“ yeah, keep yelling at the birds.”
“ okay, you’ve done it now, boy.”
“ you’re not gonna make the third one, i’m sure. i’m sure of it.”
“ you’re making me look bad. i don’t like it.”
“ jeeeesus…! okay, well, i- you know– SHOW OFF!”
“ i’m so excited about potential friendship.”
“ now THAT’S- that’s a bridge that i think looks safe. i am DEFINITELY going on this one, that seems like a great idea-AAAAH! AH! AH! SHIT!”
“ all right, now your turn.”
“ hey, look at that. wasn’t that hard.”
“ what’s the big deal, you pussy?”
“ okay, well, it looks like we can go through here.”
“ i have a good feeling about it.”
“ look at this. it’s so cool.”
“ oh my god, everything is just amazing.”
“ come on, man, i’m almost out. come on, help me pull, dammit!”
“ dude, i’m coming back.”
“ please, i’m stuck. help!”
“ god dammit. all right, fine. you know what? FINE.”
“ you just… you need to get up here.”
“ how did you get up there?”
“ oh, i see. no problem.”
“ just jump up here, man.”
“ hey. i’m taking my damn time. shut up.”
“ i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna do it, just watch – BOOM!”
“ my god, you are so smooth. really, great job.”
“ this way, follow me. try to keep up.”
“ but it’s drugs. it looks like some heisenberg shit, y’know?”
“ are you ready? three, two, one… catch!”
“ all right, come on, buddy.”
“ i made you high on drugs, now you better keep up.”
“ oh, no. oh, no. ah… eh… ah… THAT’S IT?”
“ let’s see if we can jump from his ass.”
“ that’s a sentence i didn’t wish i said.”
“ man, i’m LOVING this so far. it’s so fun to play– fuck you in the fucking asshole. fuck this game, WORST game i ever played, what the fuck was that?”
“ dude, is that a salamander? that’s a salamander! aw.”
“ i really didn’t think i would mess that up.”
“ ha ha! too bad, bitch!”
“ i’ll be right back, okay? don’t worry about it.”
“ hey! you made it! you fucking asshole.”
“ oh my god, is that… is that butterfly? is that the - the butterfly shit?”
“ dude, just eat it! all right, fine, i don’t care.”
“ dude, literally, you’re gonna eat it. i mean, if i went through all the effort, you’re gonna fucking eat it, all right?”
“ well, i guess i’ll go through this tiny little hole. how convenient that i am the small one.”
“ whoa, it’s almost like you can smell the nature.”
“ you forgot about the best part: me!”
“ it’s AMAZING! this is fucking amazing!”
“ where the fuck did it go, i looked away one second.”
“ he’s fiiine! what the hell- WHAT? WHAT?! whaaat? all right, fine.”
“ and i’m like dead inside, so this is pretty amazing.”
“ oh, come on, you left without me. fucking dick.”
“ hey, now you see how it feels.”
“ AHHH! dude! was not ready for that, man.”
“ my god, i could’ve died.”
“ what am i looking at here? no one knows.”
“ this is getting ridiculous.”
“ i’ll go in here, i’ll take care of it.”
“ look, i got your favorite snack!”
“ i got a treat for you.”
“ who’s been a good boy, huh? me. me, i’ve been a good boy.”
“ yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. that’s it.”
“ AH! what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“ is like- is this shit good? is this dank? i don’t know, this - this is not dank, brah.”
“ are you coming or what?”
“ i’m assuming that’s a yes?”
“ you don’t need things happening every second, you don’t need to be killing enemies.”
“ okay, all right, just stay there. just stay there and look pretty.”
“ stay here? where? here? oh, you want it here?”
“ let’s do this nice and easy… that was… the nicest and easiest way i’ve seen.”
“ it’s almost as strong as me, that gate. i’m sure.”
“ oh, my god, is that what i think it is? oh my god. oh my god. is that-? oh my god. O-M-G. can i please… can i please have one? ”
“ um… not feeling great about this. i think we should go the other way.”
“ dude, what is the matter with you? why is your eyes like that?”
“ hey, dude, i wanted that!”
“ do you think i can jump down here?”
“ what the fuck is all this?”
“ okay, so we gotta open this somehow…”
“ you lookin’ real tasty right now.”
“ god dammit! i forgot you were such a jerk.”
