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[grellkisser]

📌 jamie ☆ she/they ☆ 24 ☆ twitter ☆

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[jpegm4fia]

five nights at boobies

[charlottan]

Come on man

[jpegm4fia]

five boobs at breasties

[grellkisser]

ok the filter system on here is so strange cus i sort it so i see the Top Posts of All Time and it'll be like Here is a post with 8 likes and 2 reblogs

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

[quix5gg]

he's fudanshing out

[bartmobile]

marge was born to hag she literally should be at the club with her group of gay guys she should be on poppers tipping the dolls. homer took everything away from her he makes me sick

[sioltach]

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

[wizardshark]

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

[grellkisser]

i could never date a youtuber because what if i walk in on them filming one of those skits where they play multiple people . its over . its so over . they're taking shirts on and off to show that they're a different character . i dont think im attracted to you anymore

[len-yx]

Guess who she’s calling challenge #IMPOSSIBLE

[dogpuppy]

[boccher]

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

[bubblegum-gf]

the name Mark sounds like it should be short for something. I think Markiplier had the right idea making Mark short for Markiplier

[xrd]

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

[melvi0]

[smallshrimphell]

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji