i was a spy

| columbus | creative | veteran | perpetually angry | amateur at everything |

[willow]

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Mistlefoe™

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SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING

DECKED

[grinningcynic]

mannnnn i haven’t posted music here in awhile. that’s because i’ve been working on a real EP. here’s the single from it. grinning cynic. (i’ll omit the lyrics cause they’re in the video.)

[thejakelikesonions]

Definitely shut it down.

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[thejakelikesonions]

Sonata for Cursed Bone Trumpet

[thejakelikesonions]

Some things are worth fighting for.

[11l7]

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

[thejakelikesonions]

The ultimate excuse. Also, hey, go buy my book.

[extrafabulouscomics]

v old

[grinningcynic]

violence is not the only expression of power

[thejakelikesonions]

Are you a rose, or a dandelion?

[grinningcynic]

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sorry for the repost. i remixed this and you know your boy is neurotic about updating stuff. so yeah, here’s the final version of the cycle.

he came in a white mustang said “son, i’ve come, and you gotta choose you got everything to lose”

just give me the book and i will pass over none

if it’s not your time, then it’s mine and i’m in the place to decide sing one last song you won’t be lonely long i’ll sing more for you cause i aint ready to go

“son, i’ve come, and you did fine work you put ‘em all in the cold, cold dirt but i gotta collect

because your soul took on a mighty weight with every one you took along the way did you really think i needed you to take for me what i took without you for centuries?

you’re coming with me”

what’s one more name? soon my work will be done

x

hey, it’s not so bad a guy could get used to this just give me a few thousand years and i might be ready to go

but then again, i might not

[thejakelikesonions]

The bare arms race

[thejakelikesonions]

The smell of bread.

[grinningcynic]

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do you sleep soundly? do you lie to your kids? do the cracks in your mirror run deep?

we're all locusts and we're eating the world we never built anything we're thieving history so you've got some fuckin nerve to take pride in your work

you're only as good as your circumstances that's the only truth that matters

but do you wanna know how far you'd go?

x

the first step to redemption is admitting you need it and brother you need it, sister you need it and it's ours to give

i know that man made god just to be forgiven cause left alone in the dark we might've kept at it

do you wanna know how far you'd go?

we could fix this we could remake the world right every wrong we find make history kind and we'd have every right to take pride in our work so if there's hope on this earth it's covered in dirt so dig it up and take some pride in your work

[thejakelikesonions]

Crackers are good