[i-am-a-fish]

Why does the politically right keep being politically wrong

[cxstieldean]

sir please that’s my emotional support fake heterosexuality

[tor-ta]

[prettystuff]

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[futw]

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[outsh]

[vanwizard]

someone: hey how are u?

me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay

[iameverysparklywoman]

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

[groovinlildyke]

i swear there’s a fucking frog in my fridge

[groovinlildyke]

you: big dick energy

me, an intellectual: big dyke energy

me, an intellectual^2: king princess’s ‘holy’

[groovinlildyke]

it is i, ya little Italian River Canine

[groovinlildyke]

heartbroken, melodramatically crying in room to lana without literally ever having been anywhere close to a relationship of any kind

[groovinlildyke]

you funky little lesbian

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[groovinlildyke]

when there’s not only upside down english but PIRATE english AND STILL NO AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH