2 Kool 4 Skool

My soul is blacker than the night

[luxsteals]

get in loser we’re going shoplifting

[a6]

Visit Original Link

this goes so hard im about to pass out

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[liftbbygrl]

OMG

[kitschyofficial]

[mariannesfaithfull-deactivated2]

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

[flyingvirgin-deactivated2016071]

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

[gothicprep]

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

[heijian]

me before puberty

me after puberty

[pleatedjeans]

[taur]

What state do you live in?

constant anxiety

[porndirector]

[princess-princesa-blog]

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

[glrlband]

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

[nymphasm-deactivated20140115]

i always forget guys have armpit hair so when they lift their arms up it always scares me it’s like BAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

[inorixoable]

So, it’s not just me?

[catliftpurr]

or when ur cuddling w a shirtless boy and feeling the side of their bod and then your hand goes up a lil too far and it’s just like wtf is this furry thing

[was1-800-imdead-deactivated2016]

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[strelojamura-deactivated2014051]

I just ate plantain for first time AND I DO NOT LIKE THEM THEY ARE BANANA THAT LIE

WHY CAN YOU JUST NOT BE BANANA AND WE EAT YOU AND BE HAPPY

WHY ARE YOU IN MY DINNER

[shopthrifters-deactivated201404]

whats your most embarassing moment?

prepare to revel in the stupidity of my lifewhen i was 13 my cousin and i went on splash mountain, that ride at disney with the big ass waterfall that takes your pictures? for some reason i was like “no training bras, go big or go home” so i had nothing under my shirt, and as we went down the waterfall, my v-neck exposed everything and of fucking course that’s when they snapped the photo.that wouldn’t have been all that bad except that when we went to go look at the pictures, they had put tiny mickey mouse heads over my boobs, and some old guy who wasn’t on the boat with us bought the photo, and now my whole family calls it flash mountain.

[cashorcard-deactivated20140512]

lmfaaaaaaoooooooooooo

[stealthwealth]

LMAO

[berryrhink-deactivated20201129]

reblogging my own most embarrassing moment to make lyu feel better

[catliftpurr]

oh noOOOO

[shaebertoothtiger]

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

[vertvelours]

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

[spinsterprivilege-deactivated20]

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!