DON'T LOOK AT THIS.

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[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < im not uncomfortable im just saying the so100tion is that sort of thing :33 < its a drive to br33d so obviously the way to fix that…………

I’VE BEEN WANTING TO GET RAILED SO I KIND OF GUESSED, BABE.

[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < i knooooow but i dont want to be rude while hes working!!! and i cant be away from mama supurr long X(( :33 < but like you know how you always make fun of me fur the alleged mammal thing :33 < it be like that

I GET IT I’M JUST SAYING I HAVE VERY LITTLE CONTROL ON THE SITUATION.

AND NEPETA. HONESTLY. I LOVE YOU, THIS IS ME BEING SINCERE.

I LITERALLY DON’T CARE. I DON’T MIND. IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME. I’M GLAD YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF. I WAS TEASING, BUT I’M SORRY THAT I MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, AND I’M NOT GOING TO ANYMORE.

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:33 < sw33tpea i know how to fix it but im trying not to be nyasty in the group chat or in my husbands hive

[grossmutantslurry]

NOTHING HAS EVER STOPPED YOU FROM BEING NYASTY IN THE GROUP CHAT BEFORE.

AND I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT BUT I PHYSICALLY CANNOT EXIST THIS APARTMENT WITHOUT BEING MURDERED BECAUSE I’M FLUSHED.

[grossmutantslurry]

percheronperverse‌:

} –> Well I will be home in a couple of hours

GOOD. I’LL BE WAITING.

[grossmutantslurry]

percheronperverse‌:

} –> You s33m

} –> More than us001

MAYBE. IT ISN’T LIKE WE’VE HAD A LOT OF TIME SINCE I GOT HERE, I’M JUST, YOU KNOW. 

[grossmutantslurry]

I WASN’T PLANNING DINNER, JUST, YOU KNOW. DESSERT.

[grossmutantslurry]

WELL I GUESS I SHOULD PUT ON SOME CLOTHES IN CASE HE COMES OVER.

[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < youre such a dick!!!!! >:((

YOU HAVE A MAMMAL THING. MAMMALS ARE THE ONES WHO, UH. DO THAT THING WHERE THEY BITE THE BACK OF THEIR PARTNER’S NECK.

AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU DO THAT TOO.

[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < both!!!!!

OHH, THE MAMMAL THING. I COULD HAVE BEEN MORE EXPLICIT, BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO GET YOU ALL RILED UP.

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:33 < karkat i hate you so much

[grossmutantslurry]

DID I DO SOMETHING SPECIFIC OR ARE YOU JUST THINKING ABOUT MY ASS?

[grossmutantslurry]

I HAVEN’T USE THE. UH. THE ONE YOU GAVE ME, YET. I DON’T WANT TO USE IT ALONE.

[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < oh i will ;33

GOOD. 

[grossmutantslurry]

IF YOU LIKE ME CRYING SO MUCH WHY NOT MAKE ME CRY WHEN YOU FUCK ME?

[grossmutantslurry]

d;B

[grossmutantslurry]

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:33 < you will not

ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME?

[grossmutantslurry]

disciplinary--action‌:

iF IT’S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM, i CAN STOP,

I DON’T KNOW.

AND I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS. HM.

[grossmutantslurry]

disciplinary--action‌:

tHE AWFUL THING IS THAT HUMILIATION TURNS ME ON,

DON’T TEMPT ME, MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE UPSET.