Grott Barone

yes I am italian. please no jokes. ass man ✔️

[wasagiri]

みかんちゃんアップ。

[grottbaroneslays]

Your cat looks like a moron

[qiyra]

[grottbaroneslays]

I wish the poop in my colon could just be transported directly into the landfill. I hate this middleman bullshit!

[grottbaroneslays]

Imagine being a girl and having your tits slapping together all day lol idiot

[grottbaroneslays]

Slick car, slick guy haha. Keep tha pepparoni in the back seat babe don't stink up my dash

[grottbaroneslays]

You aint really italian if you dont start your morning with two beaoutiful cannolis

[grottbaroneslays]

Stupid dumb bitch cunt head back to the fuckin retirement home.. whore

[grottbaroneslays]

I might look skinny but I'm street mean. I ain't Chinese either haha I'm Italian. El calzone

[grottbaroneslays]

The chad bumpkin vs the virgin city slicker

[grottbaroneslays]

I tell people I can speed walk 20mph but really I'm not that fast. My greatest shame is my skinny legs

[grottbaroneslays]

I keep juggling my girlfriend's things and breaking them she's screamed at me to stop like five times. But I'm training to be a juggler so

[fnordseer5]

gabbagooboo

[grottbaroneslays]

Disgraced at this pathetic mockery of my italiono culture. Grow up pissboy!!

[grottbaroneslays]

When I'm older and have a nice big potbelly they'll all be sorry

[grottbaroneslays]

Mark ruffalo looks like he smells like fucking unripe bananas

[grottbaroneslays]

Not racism but plz get India off the internet

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

okay no more bitterness time to be grown up. Muttering under my breath immediately afterwards and scowling

[grottbaroneslays]

I'm nailing your wife in the bedroom right now while I read this post. She loves my sexy small but nicely shaped cock

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[grottbaroneslays]

I'm fucking your wife behind your back