Grouchy old pervert

69 year old man, switch, pansexual, aromantic, depraved. Most posts are queued. My name is NO, so is my location. DM's are open to adults interested in adult conversations about adult topics using adult language.

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It's weird being the same age as old people. 

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Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?

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...belt and suspenders

[sunbathe-yoursoul]

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Verb sap.

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The Duchess of Ashes

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You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me.

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In the immortal words of Heather Stewart, "We all face forever, and cross it alone. But if I can't take you with me, I just won't go."

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Sex so intense and feral that we both lie in bed after wondering if we are good people.

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This or don't bother.

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Spectacles , testicles, wallet, and watch

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undulates lesbianically in your general direction

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ok?

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I was previously unaware that the noun 'lesbian' has an adverbial form. Thanks.

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

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Well played. Damn well played.

[fueledbycoffeeandgrace]

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I feel seen.

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Emergency pull off

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Let the rough side drag.

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... a really useful engine