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Everyone fighting over whether it’s pronounced Per-ka-beth or Per-sa-beth but I just pronounce it soulmates.

On a scale from Lester Papadopoulos to Apollo, how are we doing today?

Apollo: You’re so short

Meg: Shut up you stale turkey sandwich

Jason: You cant keep saying “that’s racist” every time you are faced with something you don’t like

Leo: That sounds a little racist to me, Mr. Blondie

Chiron: I should get a raise for dealing with all you

Percy: You don’t get paid

Chiron: Exactly

I have not known peace since I picked up The Burning Maze

Sometimes I’m sad but then I remember how Magnus called a sword that transforms into a pen, dumb and then I’m laughing again

Shoutout to the Kane siblings for being an accurate portrayal of how siblings interact

Carter: What do you bring to the table?

Sadie: I bring everything to the table- I ~am~ the table

“wHaT’s wRoNg?” Mf I’m thinking about the “Where’s Jason?” scene alright😐✋🏽

Piper: You need tools to cope with life

Leo: You mean the ones in my tool belt?

Piper: No I meant like breathing exercises-

Leo: Fire. Can you make me breathe fire?

Apollo: *ranting to Meg*

Meg: So let’s get to the bottom of this- why do you feel like such a big dumb loser?

Apollo: I never said that-

Meg: oh. Well one of us did-

Leo: It’s 3am and I cant stop thinking about myself

Leo: I’ve got 31 tabs open in my head

Sadie: It’s the inside that matters, not the outside

Walt: Really? Give me an example

Sadie: Refrigerator.

Walt: Makes sense

Sadie: We should invest in an army of llamas

Carter: What for?

Sadie: They spit at your enemies, we can ride them into battle, and we could put hats on them

Felix: Perfect

Alex: The animal that best describes my personality is a worm on a string

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