As a wife ...I'm becoming a kitchen wench ..full on pink apron with lingerie on the bottom and a spatula in hand ..I'm on my knees cleaning the floor with bare hands
Cooking a meal? ..I'm making sure it comes with dessert and wine in hand with a whole set of candles on the table for him
Bath? ..nah? ..me with a leg spreader? ..bet don't gotta ask twice..this be 1950s level of a wife following her manz needs
Yandere boyfriend is absolutely terrified of whales. He understands if you need to play some rainfall music, or car noises to help you sleep, but he draws the line at whale sounds. He doesn’t like it when you turn on anything from the ocean, because he feels like it’ll influence whatever he dreams about. He doesn’t want to have a nightmare about being in the middle of nowhere, the night starry sky being his only source of light, and all of a sudden there’s a group of huge whales below him. That’s enough to give a man a heart attack.
Yandere classmate loves to whale watch! He likes taking his yacht out with his binoculars around his neck, and he’ll stay out there until he sees whales! He thinks they are adorable, majestic, and intelligent creatures. He’s the leader of the yearbook club for a reason. He likes to take pictures of anything he sees, and he has a panoply of photos of sea animals. Yandere classmate would definitely bring yandere boyfriend out for a little trip, and make fun of him if he gets spooked.
"Mirabai Chanu weighs 49 Kg, and lifts 205 Kg to win a Gold. - Inspirational
My wife weighs around 65 kgs, does not want to lift a vegetable bag of more than 1 kg, asks me to carry it…..
and still wants Gold !!!
A frustrated husband😝🤪🤣😂😄😀"
this joke was posted by my uncle in group chat. Indian parents are unhinged seriously they will not see it the joke it sexist, racist or offending anyone they's just send it to the group chat bruhhh
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who practically passes out when he finds out you're pregnant with twin girls.
♡︎ ৹ He loves being a dad, especially to his little girl. But to go from one to three is a huge change and it's two more girls!! But nevertheless, he's over the moon.
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who can't wait to tell your daughter about how she's going to be a big sister.
♡︎ ৹ The two of you sit her down and explain to her that she's going to have two new little sisters (in the easiest way you can explain babies to a three-year-old, that is). She jumps up and down, squealing about just how happy she is.
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who spends extra time with your daughter so that you can rest. Being pregnant with twins isn't easy.
♡︎ ৹ He takes her to the park, he sits and plays with her, he puts her down for her naps and for bedtime. Anytime you're too exhausted to give her your full attention, he's right there and ready to help. Even after she's asleep, he always makes sure you're taken care of.
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who can barely rest when you go into labor.
♡︎ ৹ He's going to have two more daughters. He's going to have three kids. His wife is in labor--with twins no less! So, maybe he panics a little but he tries to keep calm and make sure you get the help you need.
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who cries when he hears the individual cries of both of your newborn baby girls.
♡︎ ৹ He doesn't cry often, but boy do the tears start falling. He loves his family so much and now that there are two additions to your little family, there are two more people to love. This is the dream he's always wanted. His daughters are safe and healthy, you're safe and healthy. What more could he ask for?
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who does the so-called "Hot dad walk" out of the hospital, this time carrying two car seats.
♡︎ ৹ He hears you giggling and turns around to see you filming him. He assumes this must be another one of those "tiktok trends" you try to get him to do all the time. But in all realness, seeing him walk out of there with the car seats makes you want to have another kid with him already.
♡︎ ৹ Girl dad!Nanami who softly instructs his oldest daughter to be gentle while holding her little sisters.
♡︎ ৹ "Be gentle with them, sweetheart... They're very small and fragile." He can't help but smile big as he sees his daughter's face light up with joy. Her little sisters and her best friends are finally here. Even if she has to wait a while before she can play with them.
♡︎ ৹ And finally, Girl dad!Nanami, who regardless of the sleepless nights, the screaming, the crying, and all the other drama that children bring, just truly loves his life and his family.
♡︎ ৹ It was his dream to settle down and start a family. Now he has a beautiful, kind wife and three wonderful, healthy daughters. What more could he ask for? :)
a/n: had to do more because its girl dad nanami, obviously. <3
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what happened in Kolkata rape case to Dr. Moumita is absolute fucked up.
A doctor isn't even safe in hospital, losing your own life while saving others it's shameful , its shameful on our justice system.... No women is safe around any corner of this world it's soo hard for us to go safely even at our own working place ,huh its a curse to be a women ..?!
Dr. Moumita was a hardworking persons with dreams and wanted to make her parents proud. She cracked NEET, spent five years studying and then doing NEET PG. And finally after becoming a doctor when she was in her second year, She called her parents at midnight saying that she's fine and she's saving people in the hospital and after that she goes on rounds making sure her patients are comfortable and safe and after so many hours of working its a basic human tendency to just feel tired. so she goes to the seminar room to take a rest.
In the morning of 7 in the morning her parents get a call from the hospital that their daughter is really sick and when the parents are on their way to the hospital they get another call that her daughter died from SUICIDE? and when her parents reach the hospital, they were told to wait for 3-4 HOURS? after the father manages to enter the hospital, he found his daughter naked.
Her legs were spread 90 degrees
The glasses of her specticals pierced in her eyes
and Her body is fully bruised
And they found so much semen in her vegina that it was sure that it wasn't a one person crime it was a gangrape.
And the audacity of the hospital to try to close the case without any conflict saying that she was in depression and she suicided.
this is so fucked up. i'm literally tearing up in anger while writing this. A gangrape and murder of an on duty doctor. i mean now women are not even safe in their workplace?? is this is how fucked up of government is? This is utterly Shameful.
can you write a drabbled about the time when reader is giving birth to Henry?
ily and bless you <3
Awww tysm!
Your husband prepped the hospital bag weeks in advance, and when the day finally came, he felt so proud that he was all ready to go. He yanked his car door open gently got you to sit and settle into your seat, and he helped you put on your seatbelt. He then rushed inside, grabbed the bag, threw it into the backseat, and he jumped into the drivers seat.
He plugged your ears with your headphones, and started to play classical music. You’ve been listening to that genre since the start of your pregnancy, all because he heard that it would make the baby smarter.
“Just relax, alright? I’ll take care of everything.”Your husband smiled, gently petting your head as you practiced your breathing exercises.
He started up the car and slammed on the gas. You could only hear the soothing sounds of the violin as your husband swerved in between cars, and when you slowly looked at him, you saw him lashing out at other “dumb” drivers.
When the music stopped, and there’s that brief moment of silence before it changed to the next song, pieces of your husband’s crude words filled your ears. “Go faster, you stupid-“
You clear your throat and glare at him. He glanced back at you, grabbed your phone, and raised up the volume of the music. Your husband gave you another innocent smile, before he started to drive like a maniac again.
You queued: “The Mission: Gabriel’s Oboe” by Ennio Morricone, Yo-Yo Ma, and Roma Sinfonietta.
When you made it to the hospital, you changed into the gown they gave you, and sat on the bed. Your husband slumped against the wall and watched as the doctors took care of the rest. He gave you his hand to squeeze, and he was too tired to register the pain from your tightening grip.
It took you hours to start pushing. Your husband curiously took a look downstairs, his other hand reaching for his phone just to take videos of the situation. After all, this baby was about to be the best thing that has ever happened to the relationship. But oh god, he started to feel woozy. He held onto your hand for support when he started to lose his footing, but he tripped on his own feet, and was knocked down onto the floor.
Your husband never wanted to be the man that fainted as his wife gave birth. He slowly opened his eyes, and when he glanced over…he could see the baby already in your hands. He groaned, mentally cursing at himself for missing the delivery, and he got back onto his feet.
The man was pretty embarrassed as he walked towards you, and he kissed your forehead as a small apology. He cleared his throat before he attempted to talk to you. “So uh, what are we going to name him?” Your husband glanced at the little guy.
“Henry.” You beamed, already confident in your choice.
“…Henry.” He muttered, testing out the name on his tongue. He then patted his pockets before he grabbed his list of names he made. He unfolded the paper and his eyes scanned the names. “I don’t see Henry as one of the names we both agreed on.”
“It just feels right.” You reply.
“You’re feeling a lot of things right now, let’s just lean away from the name Henry.“
You give him a look. “What’s wrong with Henry?” You then lifted up the baby towards him. “Doesn’t he look like a Henry?”
Your husband shook his head, his lips curling downwards. “He looks like a Frederick or Fred. Maybe, a Bennett or Ben. If I’m being honest, he’s looking pretty ambiguous right now.”
“But he’s definitely a Henry.”
“What about Harry-“ Your husband tried to throw that name into the mix but you shut him down. You were pretty set on the name Henry. You two didn’t have to follow the pre-agreed list of names that you guys already argued about for hours, and you were allowed to change your mind.
Your husband reluctantly agreed with you, and your new born was finally given a name. After you were able to recover for a couple of days at the hospital, you were free to go back home. Your husband was looking at the closet filled with baby clothes, already imaging what it would be like to start dressing him up. He had each drawer filled with outfits for every day of the week, and even the holidays! For Christmas, Henry could wear red pajamas with little reindeers and snowflakes on them. There was also a mini elf outfit, and of course yandere husband was going to dress up as Santa.
Your man was super happy as he stood by the crib. He peered down at the bassinet and he had a huge smile on his face. He just knew that he’ll get along with Henry. He could just tell.
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