Warning: You Will Be Confused By My Blog

If you don't know me and you're looking at my blog, then good luck because you're not gonna know what the rocky road is going on. My blog is a train wreck. Very much like my social skills. AND YES, I SHIP SHERLOLLY. GET OVER IT.

[deepdickpizza]

[viekastv]

[milkteasympathy]

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

[currentuser]

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.  Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

[youmightbeamisogynist]

Personally reblogging because the drawer idea is genius. Generally reblogging because I can’t count the number of people I’ve tied a tie for or walked through their first load of laundry from hamper to drawer. 

[comrademugsy]

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

[breelandwalker]

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

[vrael]

[sixpenceee]

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

[labradordad-deactivated20160721]

aint reblogging for the captions, just the pics bc wow

[bochinohito]

[mastahaze-deactivated20230405]

This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey

[ipgd-deactivated20190502]

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[tigerator]

we’re posting our favourite vines right?

[tigerator]

she has done a reprised performance for the death of vine

[fruitsnommy]

Remember when everyone was freaking out that we were all gonna die because someone sent Putin RusAme fanfiction?

[grumpy-old-man-doggeh-blog]

DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN???

[animalemotionstudios]

MY REACTION ABOUT HETALIA SHIPS

UsUk

Spamano

Rusame

Sufin

FrUk

Prucan 

Rochu

Gerita

It’s my opinion ! You have right to like all the ship you want :3 ♥

[bvcvwvrner-deactivated20191222]

I wish I wasnt so shy. I’ve missed a lot of opportunities because of it. I hate when people think being shy is “cute.” It’s not cute. I live my life scared of doing all the things I want to do because I am terrified of coming out of my shell. I feel so ridiculous and stupid.

[grumpy-old-man-doggeh-blog]

I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!!!! And one time I tried to tell my mom about it because I don't know what to do about it, and she just sighed and told me to stop trying to be antisocial and that it's not cool or funny. I know, Mom, tHAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU!!!

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

[darkmysterycat]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[everyonelovesrobots]

The saga continues

[guildenstern]

[memeshirt-blog]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[knitmeapony]

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

[drivefasterboy-deactivated20151]

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

[trashpits]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr