What The Fuck Is A Chonce?

Emily, 22 USA

[grumpybeyonce]

Fun little side note I'm actually older than 22 now

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/13/2012 11:40:59 PM, it’s that #oh well takes up too much of my time.

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #harry styles twice a day.

[leedongwook]

Happy 32nd Birthday Baby ♥

[careyalycia-deactivated20160407]

@WildpipM: Umm…I don’t know what happens now. Coffee?

[the-bluespirit]

[whitesunlars]

10 actors: Bob Morley

I’m pretending to be an adult …. I think it’s working. I’m also trying acting.

[dailymorley]

[dailymorley]

Bob in the season 2 dvd featurette “unlock the mountain”

[grumpybeyonce]

Because it did. With the 6 graduation stones: Tears, Debt, Late Night study sessions, spending money I didn’t have, Confusion, and last but not least Essays I was told to write but didn’t. #infinitywar

[kindofsharethat]

cashier: are you ready to order

harry: sorry she’s just so new to all of this

chicken: cluck

harry: did you just say roast chicken? that’s fucked up geraldine

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[grumpybeyonce]

About to sneeze but not about to miss seeing my idol. #pictureperfect

[grumpybeyonce]

About to sneeze but not about to miss seeing my idol. #pictureperfect

[sunfortune]

group meeting before they fight thanos

tony: not naming names but if Some People, [looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy] Actually did their JOB, thanos wouldnt even have gotten to earth

gamora: well if Some People [looks pointedly at thor] didnt let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok, thanos wouldnt have even have cared about earth

everyone: [incomprehensible yelling]

steve: GUYS Stop! youre All forgetting something……….Tony also put an infinity stone in his stupid ass robot

[princecarlton]

Vision:

[grumpybeyonce]

Sometimes I forget how pretty Rami Malek is and then I remember