goofy

Fart Knocker

[grungybeans]

4 yrs since my last post omg heyyyyy

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[alexander]

face of the alt right

[thebootydiaries]

she was Werther’s Original Caramel Hard Candies 200mg Free Shipping

but he

was

diabetic

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[bob-belcher]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you haven’t drank anything all day and you finally have a glass of cold water and it hits your thirstussy:

[arbitrary-stag]

[pettydavis]

they shoulda never let gays learn how to read

[rory]

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

[rory]

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

[monsieurrobot]

[unclefather]

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

[underthesilentstars]

Watches San Junipero: Black mirror is a good show. I can watch another.

Watches Shut Up and Dance: Black mirror is a good show. I want to die.

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[evanhcnsen]

“can i get a waffle? can i please get a waffle?” - Leslie Knope, probably

[nightofthelivingbraindead]

[theshitneyspears]

Me: 2018 is going to be my healthiest year yet.

Also me: