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being the only person at the table with monarch cards

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Hot take. What if Sorin just has really bulky clothing and underneath them he is actually a twink?

Eldritch Moon (2016)

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@ziggydiggyd00

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bath bomb too strong

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when the group hug player isn’t doing great and the burn player wants to comfort them

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An average day in the Izzet League

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If you’re on the toilet and the clock strikes midnight it’s the same shit; different day.

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this was too important not to share.

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When the bard uses intimidate

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When they roll a 20:

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When they roll a 1:

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never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

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When the enemy is a better bard than you

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@nerdybuddha

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no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

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I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.

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here i made a thing

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the second radish is 29 feet away

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this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

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Competitors of Kylem: Gorm and Virtus

This week I’m looking at Kylem again, to present some competition for when your players go into the arena of Valor’s Reach. So here are their first opponents: Gorm the Great, and Virtus the Veiled!

Gorm the Great

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Virtus the Veiled

Look at that! Two rough and tumble rowdy boys! Both of these designs took inspiration from existing humanoid statblocks - the gladiator and assassin. From there, I added abilities based on the cards, such as Gorm’s Blocker ability representing each creature having to block him if able, and Virtus’ Assassin’s Strike ability, based on how he halves a player’s life total as he hits them.

I then also added abilities focused on making the two of them combo together, as any good team on Kylem should. Namely, Virtus’ assassin abilities trigger specifically when his target is within the melee range of Gorm, and Gorm’s Shield Springboard allows Virtus some bonus mobility to let him get better angles for attacks. Their abilities also focus on directing attacks to Gorm, who has higher hit points, such as Virtus’s You Can Be My Bodyguard (I know those aren’t the exact lyrics, but I really had to make that reference when I saw the opportunity). The two also each have a Periapt of Wound Closure - battles in Valor’s Reach are, after all, non-lethal.

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Build a Character - Guts

This is something I’m doing as a kind of thought exercise inspired by this post over on Infobarrel, focusing on the main character from Berserk, my current manga kick. I’m doing this partly because I’ve got quite fond of Guts (or Gatts or Gutts or Gattsu or however the kids spell it these days) over the course of the manga and also because I’ve got an urge to play a heavy duty tank character in a future Pathfinder game.

Anyway, without further ado, here it is; building Guts from level 1 to level 15, as well as a rough guess at what levels he’d take and when in Berserk’s storyline. I’ve tried to keep within the Core Rulebook as much as possible, mainly going outside of it for items and class archetypes, but in terms of feats you should be able to find everything in the CRB. Also note that this isn’t about rolling up the most powerful min-maxed character possible, but rather sticking to the spirit and story of Guts as a person while placing him in a game of Pathfinder.

It goes without saying that this will be filled with spoilers, so if you don’t want this spoiled, don’t click that keep reading button.

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