Nuclear Lemons

28 she/her local bi ghoul

[despazito]

Inshallah he will be bathed and re-mouthed

[pennaraptor]

emotional responses are deeply evolutionarily advantageous in any animals that are making complex decisions and behaviors (in many vertebrates, say) because they act as a reinforcer for a behavior. a bird taking a vigorous bath in a puddle is probably happy because if that behavior didnt elicit a positive feeling they wouldn't do it (it is dangerous to be on the ground and wet!). if an animal can feel fear, which i think is a less contested assertion to make, then it can certainly feel the opposite, that is, happy.

[pennaraptor]

Bernd Heinrich in his book Nesting Season

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[outofcontextanimash]

[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[despazito]

asoingbob & mario when they stole the fur off of sandy dumb ass

[despazito]

Pointing my phone out the window at 5am

[okapiaconcolor]

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[despazito]

[blessyouhawkeye]

the best episodes of taskmaster are ones that make me have to google greg davies bisexual just to see if anything's changed since the last time i googled greg davies bisexual

[despazito]

If a bird is flying during an earthquake does it gaf

[dogpuppy]

[despazito]

why does it look like that

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[wosp-reactivated]

One day a tooth will hop out of your mouth and start singing, kill it. Be prepared.

[auramgold]

christian bpd girl: god has chosen me to be disfavoured, such that none will ever stay with my sinful self unless i repent

atheist bpd girl: material conditions explain why people abandon me, a material flaw of my person

agnostic bpd girl: no one knows why my girlfriend doesn't text me back

[sreegs]

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

[hobgoblinhero]

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?